Blastoon

Yet another Pokemon we'd like to see, a bassoon-shaped Fighting-Type Pokemon. Its attacks are Subsonic Boom, Spin Punch, and Double Baton Slap.

Blastoon by pentozali November 19, 2007

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Blastonomy

The study of NASA's Apollo and Space Shuttle Missions

I took a Blastonomy course on YouTube focusing on Apollo 13.

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A fraternity event that involves getting so intoxicated that you feel thee need to do something wild and outlandish.

David got so blastmonkeyed last night that he stole the greek letters off the Tri Lambda house.

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(v.) The act of being cast off to an island anywhere significantly far from home for being a bastard of gargantuan proportions.

Bob: Dude I'm bored, wheres that bastard of gargantuan proportions?

Joe: I don't know, we should totally Bastoon his ass.

Bastoon by J n' U June 8, 2011

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A combination of a stupid bastard and a fucking buffoon.

Bill is a total bastoon, his sex jokes and language totally cock blocked me with Julie last night.

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a word my brother made up it has no meaning it’s just funny

A BASTOONT

bastoont by shittyfart November 25, 2022

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"I'm going to explore the hyperspace with my fellow blastronauts"

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