Blast a dookie 

1. To take a poo

1. Would you excuse me, I gotta blast a dookie.

Blast a dookie by JD Christie February 25, 2004

blast-a-dookie 

To defecate with urgency and explosive force. To expel fecal matter in a timely fashion.

Every morning after a cup of coffee and a cigarette,I have to blast-a-dookie.

blast-a-dookie by J.L.Willis July 26, 2003

blast a dookie 

To excrete a large amount of defecation in a short period of time.

After running for an hour, I had to blast a dookie that was going to shatter the toilet.

blast a dookie by Matt Berlin September 2, 2003

blast a dookie 

Much like explosive diahrea. It comes out very fast, but it is usually very large.

Brennen was in the bathroom for like 30 seconds blasing a dookie, but it reaked like a 400 lb gorrila of a man was in there for an hour.

blast a dookie by RevStan January 9, 2004

blast a dookie 

take a fatty shatner

i have to blast a dookie like you wouldnt believe.

blast a dookie by poop man February 2, 2004

blast a dooker 

-verb-
1.) To deficate.
2.) To Poop.
3.) To release that which comes from the anus.

Oh my god, I gotta blast a dooker!

blast a dooker by SOSLifeguard April 27, 2008