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9.
a slang term for the word bullshit.
Bob: yo i gotta write a 10 page report on WEB Du Bois.
Tom:thats blasphemy.
by Jacky L December 25, 2007
 
1.
Running into a church on a sunday and screaming "Jesus Christ is a fake and your all still going to hell"
Tom committed blasphemy running through a church screaming, "Jesus Christ is a fake and your all still going to hell"
by Kraizk July 30, 2006
 
2.
statements / comments or writings
by a person that are considered to be
against the tenets of a religion or against general public morality.
Mr. x was chided for propogating blasphemy in the village
by peeush trikha December 05, 2004
 
3.
Anything said or done that is considered uncool or against all that is good in the world. Any person that has commited a blasphemy is afterwards subjected to a blasphemy slap in retaliation.
Lola: "Oh my God! There's a marathon of Hannah Montana coming on tonight! Wanna watch?"
Jenny: "Blasphemy!"

Jim: "Hey man, did you hear that they're already making another Smash Bros.?"
Al: "Really?"
Jim: "Yeah, but it's only being made for Playstation."
Al: "Blasphemy! They get all the good games!"
by AtticMonster April 02, 2008
 
4.
Saying something that goes against the teachings of your average great and holy moot point (see religion). Thought to offend god/s.
Person 1: "I don't believe Jesus was the son of God."

Person 2: "Blasphemy!"

Person 1: "Uh.. huh.."
by Agnosticman April 08, 2008
 
5.
Bullshit, untrue
guy:Hello kitty sucks

Girl: Blasphemy
by KDonz September 04, 2010
 
6.
what ignorant people call it when smart people try to explain things to them
Jesus: "God created everything out of nothing but i have no tangible proof of it so you'll just have to take my word for it."
Ignorant Person: "That is the smartest thing I have ever heard anyone say about anything!"
Charles Darwin: "I THINK that evolution MAY have happened, I do have tangible evidence based on reality and real world observations but it is still inconclusive and needs further study."
Ignorant Person: "BLASPHEMY! SINNER! BE GONE UNHOLY SPAWN OF SATAN!"
by bored15yrold September 30, 2012
 
7.
When something is so accurate, it hurts.
"Did you hear about that Guiselle chick being a lesbian?"
"Whoa dude. Blasphemy, bro."
by jiggityjugs July 03, 2013