a slang term for the word bullshit.
Bob: yo i gotta write a 10 page report on WEB Du Bois.
Running into a church on a sunday and screaming "Jesus Christ is a fake and your all still going to hell"
Tom committed blasphemy running through a church screaming, "Jesus Christ is a fake and your all still going to hell"
statements / comments or writings
by a person that are considered to be
against the tenets of a religion or against general public morality.
Mr. x was chided for propogating blasphemy in the village
Anything said or done that is considered uncool or against all that is good in the world. Any person that has commited a blasphemy is afterwards subjected to a blasphemy slap
Lola: "Oh my God! There's a marathon of Hannah Montana coming on tonight! Wanna watch?"
Jim: "Hey man, did you hear that they're already making another Smash Bros.?"
Jim: "Yeah, but it's only being made for Playstation."
Al: "Blasphemy! They get all the good games!"
Saying something that goes against the teachings of your average great and holy moot point (see religion
). Thought to offend god/s.
Person 1: "I don't believe Jesus was the son of God."
Person 2: "Blasphemy!"
Person 1: "Uh.. huh.."
what ignorant people call it when smart people try to explain things to them
Jesus: "God created everything out of nothing but i have no tangible proof of it so you'll just have to take my word for it."
Ignorant Person: "That is the smartest thing I have ever heard anyone say about anything!"
Charles Darwin: "I THINK that evolution MAY have happened, I do have tangible evidence based on reality and real world observations but it is still inconclusive and needs further study."
Ignorant Person: "BLASPHEMY! SINNER! BE GONE UNHOLY SPAWN OF SATAN!"
guy:Hello kitty sucks
When something is so accurate, it hurts.
"Did you hear about that Guiselle chick being a lesbian?"
"Whoa dude. Blasphemy, bro."