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The sound you make when sticky spit has clogged your throat while sleeping and you try to talk. I awoke with breath that smelled like a worm melting in the sun and tried to tell my girlfriend good morning and merely said "blarp" as a spit bubble rose up my throat and popped upon exiting my mouth.
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(onomatopoeia)
1. the sound a fat person makes while being fat. 2. having a blarpy or blarpish quality. 3. in a physical condition where fat rolls have accumulated mid-waist, and normal non-fat activity causes labored breathing. 4. the dramatic settling and straining that occurs when an abnormally obese person moves from a standing to sitting position. 1. "I thought you put your cat on a diet. She still seems a bit blarpish."
2. "That fat chick sat down on that tiny plastic chair, and it was all like BLARP!" |
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Farting in the back of a fine automobile with leather, such as a Cadillac Brady Quit blarping back there!!!
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a word some old friends use to use during odd silence.
from the movie "Lost in Space" a little creature later in the movie makes the noise. *odd silence* "Blarrrrp!"
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When one gets shit upon, in the context of "owned" or "pwned". blarp, blarped, blarping, etc. Holy shit, I just got blarped on so badly by KayEmX. Never playing Halo again.
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The blarp is the act of deficating in a bathtub. Before returning the key to his ex-girlfriend's house, Mike got revenge with a blarp in every bathroom.
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The differnece between soysauce, and the sauce that has yet to be soyed. Does this sauce contain blarp?
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