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3.
Farting in the back of a fine automobile with leather, such as a Cadillac
Brady Quit blarping back there!!!
by coxroxnja February 11, 2011
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1.
(onomatopoeia)
1. the sound a fat person makes while being fat.

2. having a blarpy or blarpish quality.

3. in a physical condition where fat rolls have accumulated mid-waist, and normal non-fat activity causes labored breathing.

4. the dramatic settling and straining that occurs when an abnormally obese person moves from a standing to sitting position.
1. "I thought you put your cat on a diet. She still seems a bit blarpish."

2. "That fat chick sat down on that tiny plastic chair, and it was all like BLARP!"
by pipesmcgavin June 18, 2010
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2.
The sound you make when sticky spit has clogged your throat while sleeping and you try to talk.
I awoke with breath that smelled like a worm melting in the sun and tried to tell my girlfriend good morning and merely said "blarp" as a spit bubble rose up my throat and popped upon exiting my mouth.
by Robertismyname January 10, 2013
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4.
a word some old friends use to use during odd silence.
from the movie "Lost in Space" a little creature later in the movie makes the noise.
*odd silence* "Blarrrrp!"
by Cryo March 29, 2004
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5.
When one gets shit upon, in the context of "owned" or "pwned". blarp, blarped, blarping, etc.
Holy shit, I just got blarped on so badly by KayEmX. Never playing Halo again.
by stagga July 10, 2010
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6.
The blarp is the act of deficating in a bathtub.
Before returning the key to his ex-girlfriend's house, Mike got revenge with a blarp in every bathroom.
by JT April 16, 2005
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7.
The differnece between soysauce, and the sauce that has yet to be soyed.
Does this sauce contain blarp?
by Emily Dawson November 22, 2003
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