1. the sound a fat person makes while being fat.
2. having a blarpy or blarpish quality.
3. in a physical condition where fat rolls have accumulated mid-waist, and normal non-fat activity causes labored breathing.
4. the dramatic settling and straining that occurs when an abnormally obese person moves from a standing to sitting position.
2. "That fat chick sat down on that tiny plastic chair, and it was all like BLARP!"