blapse 

to hit, punch. from the greek blapto - to hurt or harm

I blapsed this rudeboy

blapse by Richard Osmond October 18, 2003

Blaped 

When you hit a vaporizer and smoke a blunt, and then become blunted and vaped.

"Yo dude did you hit that vape last night?" -Guy 1
"Ya man and after that blunt, i was blaped." -Guy 2
"Yeah I was so fucked up I was making up words and had the worst munchies!" -Guy 1

Blaped by Im stoned off my ass September 24, 2010

blapse 

to hit
to deliver a heavy blow

He blapsed me in the nads.
He's just blapsing it.
Don't make me blapse you babylon.

blapse by spencer February 1, 2003

Blapped 

1)...to get completely wasted off a combination of drugs, such as acid, weed, and\or alcohol

2)...to be hit in the face by an object that causes spectators to laugh, and the person being blapped to feel very embarassed and stupid

1) Chang was so blapped last night, he killed someone. He's really going to regret dropping all that acid, then chugigng that whole bottle of vodka, what an idiot.

2) Hermes was so embarassed when Overton blapped him in the face with that squid, he started crying. What a fag.

Blapped by Blip Rogers June 11, 2008

blassed 

a women (or man) with a hugely perfect butt.

blessed with a booty :)

"damn girl! you are blassed"

blassed by bunnyhero7 September 7, 2009

pig blapped 

when i man is receiving oral sex and removes his item and proceeds to slap her in the face with the item, then takes the item and reinserts into the orifice.

Last night Lisa got pig blapped.

pig blapped by big bizzie August 23, 2008

Blapse 

When you are getting head from a slag and you pull your dick out and slap there face as hard as you can with your meaty erect cock multiple times

Me: Yo b lemme blapse you real quick

Me: I gave that girl such a good blapse she broke her jaw

Blapse by Energy of thy small dick November 19, 2020