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1. A comical, grotesque noise blurted out by someone performing fellatio who has justed gagged on a penis; caused by accidentally swallowing too much of a penis shaft in an attempt to deepthroat.

2. The comical noise released when someone performing fellatio gags on a penis.
Jane: I tried to deepthroat Jimmy last night while i was blowing him but swallowed too much penis and gagged.

Sqhaniqua: Girl, thats a BLAP!!!!

Jimmy: Yo son, Jane blapped on my mans last night. I was kind of embarrassed for her.

Tom: Some girls just cant handle the deepthroat dawg!
by Everybody Blap Your Mans! July 20, 2009
 
1.
refers to the sound that a males penis makes when he hits it against a females face
She was talkin dirty so I blapped her
by duder October 04, 2003
 
2.
The act of slapping someone across the face with your penis. They then become your property
Drive by Blapping. Too slap someone in the face with your meatsword from a vehicle. It is extremely embarssing for the blapper and blappie.
Tim got blapped by charley, Tim is now Charley's bitch.
by Morga morga May 04, 2006
 
3.
to hit or slap someone round the face.
"i'm gonna blaps you up good"
by taxi August 20, 2003
 
4.
To slap your cock against a woman's face.
Chan: I blap'd her!*BLAP*
by Tommy C July 07, 2005
 
5.
to smack someone in the face !!
blaps u on da head blad
by MrW January 31, 2005
 
6.
refers to the sound that a males penis makes when he hits it against a females face.
oh you mean Justin Blaptist?
by blajman October 11, 2010
 
7.
A term commonly employed by chavs or a similar sub-species to describe the hitting or slapping of an individual in the face.

Due to the nature of chavs worldwide, the grammar of the sentence will be embaressingly incoherent and include a vast combination of other nonsensities. As a cause of the limited intelligence of said scum it is widely believed NOT to be an amalgumation of the two standard english words "bang" and "slaps".

This word is most usually used by the ringleader of a "crew" when threatening an unsuspecting, inoffesive member of the general public.
"i is gunna blaps u up good ((mun cos u is dissin ma homies/mum)- innit, bruv, safe, blud, bling, spec, baccus)"
by anne on a mouse November 11, 2005