| 1. | brain cramp | ||
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spacing out for a moment or becoming very confused. if someone was saying something and you misheard them, you could say 'brain cramp' or 'I'm having a brain cramp' to explain how you're confused or explain something idiotic you said.
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| 2. | Neli | ||
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(unit of measure)(Ne-l'\ee/) A unit of measure that determines how bored a person is, usually in school. One Neli equals about 1/3 of a suicidal thought.
Formula for calculating Nelis: Time immersed in class or activity (minutes) / Staring out of window, or blanking out (number of times). T/B = N Shana spent 44 minutes in Science class, and stared out the window 4 times.
4/44 = 11 Ne 11 Nelis |
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| 3. | blanking | ||
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When you get high off of helium balloons. Dude,last night I was blanking so much I passed out!
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| 4. | Palin moment | ||
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Much the same as a blonde moment or brain fart,any momentary slip of the mind;misspelling or mispronouncing words,blanking out when asked a question,forgetting the directions to the local gas station where you've been buying gas for 20 years,calling a co-worker Bob when their name is George,and so on.A Palin moment is the new blonde moment,though you don't have to be blonde(or a Republican)to have a Palin moment. "Did you see that contestant on Jeapordy blank out when trying to answer?That was a real Palin moment!"
"I misspelled some words in my post,guess I had a Palin moment." "I either had a brain fart or a Palin moment." |
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| 5. | browser's block | ||
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Browser's Block is a temporary inability to begin a new keyword search on one of the popular web engines (Google, Yahoo, etc.) due to a sudden "blanking out" while staring at the screen. It's cause is unknown. AKA, "Google Block" or "Surfer's Block"
It's 2:12 AM, you are awake and seated at your computer. You want to look up something or learn something new, but your mind is so overwhelmed by the infinite keyword search possibilities that you are forced into a temporary paralysis called Browser's Block.
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| 6. | blankin | ||
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cuss out, dancing exceptionally well, dressing well.
The word Blankin orignated in Charlotte, NC and has spread rapidly throughout the south... You can use this word in various different ways such as... 1.Bruh keisha was blankin on dis gurl at da club yestaday!!!
2.I was blankin with my outfit man!!! 3.I was straight blankin on dat hoe dog!!! |
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| 7. | whitey | ||
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A whitey is a feeling that happens on random. It isn't because you're a "lightweight" or "first timer". It can happen because you didn't eat something before, such as doing a wake &bake. (Toking fat bong rips in late morning on a stomach that's been empty for the while you slept can do your body dirty.) It can happen when you mix marijuana with alcohol or cigarettes. It can happen from swallowing some smoke; causing irritation to your stomach lining. It can happen because you're in or around heat. Or it can be because you've hit some moldy hemp. (Ps-CHECK YOUR WEED BEFORE YOU HIT.)
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NO MATTER HOW MUCH OR HOW LITTLE YOU SMOKE, it can happen to ANYBODY. -After a hit or two usually, a bad dizziness lightheaded feeling takes place and your vision gets messed with. Whether you're sitting or standing you start to blank in &out. When you blank out, the feeling is like being dead. Your body is heavy and useless and you can't move or speak, but you can hear what's going on around you. When everything starts to become clearer all the shaded areas are like sepia colored. Commonly everything feels either extremely hot, or extremely cold. Chills start to form. Your face loses color and begins to turn WHITE, or widely pale. Then sometimes you vomit from nausea then usually end the high with passing out completely. When you wake up after an hour or two you start to feel better. A little bit hungry, but a WHOLEEE lotta hungry. It is definitely one of the scariest things to experie... |
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