a marijuana cigarette; a joint
"come on man, lets smoke this blanket"
by supabitch December 05, 2005
an overcoat, a long coat
That blanket must be hiding something.
by The Return of Light Joker August 15, 2009
THE FEMALE THAT COMFORTS A MAN IN HIS TRANSFORMATION.. FROM HIS PREVIOUS WOMAN TOO THE NEXT... OR BACK INTO HIS PREVIOUS WOMANS ARMS ...
BLANKET :
YOU LEFT ASHLEY BRO ?
YEA BUT I GOT THIS BLANKET NAMED JESSICA .
BLANKET ?
YEA FEMALE TO COVER UP THE LAST TELL I FIND THE NEXT !
AHH BLANKET RIGHT! LOL ...
by ASHLEY TRAVOLTA March 28, 2010
A retarded person; someone who rides the slow bus; mentally-challenged.
Person: "Dude I made the wrong turn again."
Person 2: "Your such a blanket dude."
by Francine Babineau August 08, 2011
a condom. something you should always have in your car
Homie1:hey dawg do you got a blanket
Homie2: you should have known to bring one she told you she wanted the dick
by LenDeisel December 30, 2009
POT! "Blanket" is a codeword you use when you want to talk about weed in a public place or in front of parents or whatever. Multiply the number of blankets by ten to get their monetary value. If someone isn't getting it, try "green blankets."
1. "Dude, I'm cold, let's go get warm with some blankets."

2. "Oh man I have 8 blankets in the back of my car, we are having FUN tonight."

3. "Hey I think I left a couple blankets in your car, have you seen them?"
by Burner aka Klitz December 24, 2005
a condom that is too big for the intended user.
hey do you want this trojen magnum?

ha no i dont want a blanket!
by diz mazza May 10, 2009

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