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A bad man who sneaks up in your business and loots your valuable baby blanket for his own nefarious purposes. Then he revels in his conquest of your tears, only darkness resides in a blanket thief's heart.
Sean STOLE my baby blanket, though he denies it, he is a blanket thief.
by VerucaSaltPants November 24, 2013
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