dear blank please blank

A popular website that accepts submissions by the general population in the form of a letter starting with "Dear......"

"Please......." ending in "Sincerly.....". Often a humurous or cynical comment on popular cuture or current events. Incourages procrastination.

I was on "dear blank please blank" the other day and I read the funniest thing.....
Dear God,
We could have sworn you said the ark left at 5....
Sincerly, Unicorns
haha

by ProcrastinationPro October 21, 2010

Whatever blanks your blank

"Whatever *add verb* your *add noun*" You say this when you just go with the other persons judgment on anything because you're done dealing with them. There are many results.

Whatever tickles your peach.
Whatever floats your boat.
Whatever kills your mouse.
Whatever nails your mom.
Whatever smokes your bud.
Whatever blanks your blank

by whatevercleansyourmess February 23, 2011

(blank) my (blank) collection

A collection of rhyming words following the pattern (blank) my (blank)

EX of the (blank) my (blank) collection:
Ripple my Nipple
Suckle my Knuckle
Learn my Sperm
Lick my Dick

by Autismo the Stupid Human Idiot February 26, 2018

Whatever Blanks Your Blank

Chris Hansen's way of saying whatever floats your boat. Origin: all the times he replaces an inappropriate word with "blank" on the show To Catch a Predator.

Pred: I wasn't gonna do anything, I swear
Chris Hansen: Whatever blanks your blank.

by Pialinist April 23, 2023