blandest 

your favorite, your razor, your savior, favorite of your favors. someone you keep around to remind you what not to become, or when not to be calm.

" She's my blandest."

blandest by The Girl With the Most Cake August 11, 2009

Blangs

Black bangs; curly short hairs that are bangs on a black person and are so short that they cannot be clipped back so they just stick up.

Common gurrrrrl, get some gel to put the blangs back!

Blangs by foshizzo March 10, 2011

blanger 

A kind of bra for the male population, worn on the inside of the pants.

JF: Good grief…look at those nuts… I wonder how you manage not stepping on them Jeff?
JW: Well I use a blanger of course!
JF: A what? Blanger?
JW: Yeah a blanger…OMG country folk… It’s a kind of bra that I wear on the inside of my pants..a ball hanger FFS….You get it? BALLHANGER…..BLANGER….

blanger by Miltbrann January 2, 2009

rocco blangetti

most amazing incredible fantastic great spectacular wonderful brilliant amazing incredible and great boy anyone could ever meet only described with top quality adjectives

girl 1: wow whos that amazing incredible fantastic great spectacular wonderful brilliant amazing incredible and great boy?

girl 2: that’s rocco blangetti! i heard he’s a true ladies man!

rocco blangetti by belaiber September 19, 2021

blangela 

A nickname for a dumb bitches who think hello kitty and liking “y2k” is a personality trait. Blangelas love tiktok and ghosting dudes then saying they hate men.

“Nicole is such a egirl”
“No Nicole is a blangela, egirls are somehow less annoying”

blangela by reapercarolina April 21, 2021

blanger 

A kind of brazier, worn on the inside of the pants.

John Farmer: Good grief…look at those nuts… I wonder how you manage not stepping on them Jeff?
Jeff Wood: Well I use a blanger of course!
JF: A what? Blanger?
JW: Yeah a blanger…OMG country folk… It’s a kind of bra that I wear on the inside of my pants..a ball hanger FFS….You get it? BALLHANGER…..BLANGER….

blanger by Miltbrann September 13, 2007

Bångest 

An extreme sense of regret ('ångest' in Swedish) after downing an extreme and strong beer bong. You feel as you deserve, even though you don't.

'The Hangover'-trilogy is a fine example. You wake up wandering what the h*** happened last night and the regret sneaks up on you.

"Jag har så'n jäkla bångest!" / The sense of 'bångest' is clear and present.

Bångest by Jaidinker April 29, 2014