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A kind of bra for the male population, worn on the inside of the pants.
JF: Good grief…look at those nuts… I wonder how you manage not stepping on them Jeff?
JW: Well I use a blanger of course!
JF: A what? Blanger?
JW: Yeah a blanger…OMG country folk… It’s a kind of bra that I wear on the inside of my pants..a ball hanger FFS….You get it? BALLHANGER…..BLANGER….
by Miltbrann August 27, 2007
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A kind of brazier, worn on the inside of the pants.
John Farmer: Good grief…look at those nuts… I wonder how you manage not stepping on them Jeff?
Jeff Wood: Well I use a blanger of course!
JF: A what? Blanger?
JW: Yeah a blanger…OMG country folk… It’s a kind of bra that I wear on the inside of my pants..a ball hanger FFS….You get it? BALLHANGER…..BLANGER….
by Miltbrann September 04, 2007
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The grouping of Blackness and Anger.

A fraise used to point out or describe an African American when they are angry.

A way to describe the unique way in which an African American gets angry
Dude I’m fucking scared that guy has Blanger
by Drizzel October 11, 2006
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adjective a derogatory term for a police officer.
I think the blanger's are behind us.
by daniel macdonald May 31, 2004
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officially known as a bloody wanger. This is when a girl is woken up by her lover in the early hours of the morning by being wanged round the face by the blood crusted condom they used the night before.
So... how do you like your condoms in the morning?
(slap)
fuck off u blanger!
by wancas April 16, 2005
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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