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Secondhand (used or stolen) bling;
Commonplace bling; Tired, outdated bling;
Scratch, dent or crack damaged closeout bling;
Knock-off, wanna-be bling from the 99c Store.

Like costume jewelry, it don't spark and catch the eye;
but with dark glasses, you pimpin',
PAUL CROUCH ON TBN: "Mr. T why don't you wear all those gold chains that you are known for anymore? You look 50 pounds lighter!"

MR. T: Well, Paul, after I saw all the sufferin' in the wake of Hurricane Katrina, I decided right then that bling was BLANG. I couldn't flaunt my wealth in the face of all that suffering."

(Besides, them niggas'll kill ya.)
by Chango Bolamongo October 09, 2006
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Black bangs; curly short hairs that are bangs on a black person and are so short that they cannot be clipped back so they just stick up.
Common gurrrrrl, get some gel to put the blangs back!
by foshizzo February 23, 2011
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Swedish adjective for a person who's both exceptionally tall and blonde.
"Hey, check out that guy! Man, he's tall - and blonde!"

"Yeah, I know. That's Jonas. He's so blång."
by maxhest April 29, 2009
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that ring from the quarter machine is so blang
by the Chemistry kid May 29, 2004
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Slang words used in the black community

Slang words made popular through hip-hop and rap, such as bling-bling, crunk, and fo' shizzle, are considered blang.
by Mookie13 November 07, 2007
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cheap, tacky, ersatz or plastic immitation bling; especially referring to wannabe trendies.
Every time I turned around, there she was - the latter-day groupie. Her vapid prattle was damned annoying, but it was her blang that shouted "Airhead! Airhead!"
by Llewellyn Kriel August 19, 2005
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Blang is a word that describes the slangs used by bitches, it's a short for bitch's language.

Some people even say blingo as in bitch's lingo
Rio is a blang that means Riyadh
by coldE February 06, 2011
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