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1. blang
Secondhand (used or stolen) bling;
Commonplace bling; Tired, outdated bling;
Scratch, dent or crack damaged closeout bling;
Knock-off, wanna-be bling from the 99c Store.

Like costume jewelry, it don't spark and catch the eye;
but with dark glasses, you pimpin',
PAUL CROUCH ON TBN: "Mr. T why don't you wear all those gold chains that you are known for anymore? You look 50 pounds lighter!"

MR. T: Well, Paul, after I saw all the sufferin' in the wake of Hurricane Katrina, I decided right then that bling was BLANG. I couldn't flaunt my wealth in the face of all that suffering."

(Besides, them niggas'll kill ya.)
2. Blang
cheap bling
that ring from the quarter machine is so blang
by the Chemistry kid May 29, 2004 add a video
3. blang
Blang is a word that describes the slangs used by bitches, it's a short for bitch's language.

Some people even say blingo as in bitch's lingo
Rio is a blang that means Riyadh
4. Blang
An exciting as fuck night where you get head, and then get laid.
Not to be confused with that gay ass gold shit faggots with little dicks wear to compensate for insecurities.
Me: Last night was fucking great
You: Why?
Me: I got the best blang of my life
5. Blang
The opposite of bling. Plain.
That chick looks so blang.
6. blang
cheap, tacky, ersatz or plastic immitation bling; especially referring to wannabe trendies.
Every time I turned around, there she was - the latter-day groupie. Her vapid prattle was damned annoying, but it was her blang that shouted "Airhead! Airhead!"
by Llewellyn Kriel Aug 19, 2005 add a video
7. blang
the comeback that you use when you cant come up with anything else.
you are such a battler", "blang
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