blander 

An object that is blatantly right in front of a person or even on their persons, but her/she cannot see the object and wonders where the object is located.

Blander occurs as Nancy cannot find the scissors although she is holding them in her hand.

blander by Nancy Handler April 25, 2006

Blandeur 

Antonym of grandeur. The quality of something ordinary and uninspired hyped up as if it were unique and splendid.

The blandeur of Chevrolet's ad campaign for new subcompact was impressive for a car nobody wanted.

Blandeur by GattoDiavolo May 21, 2008

blandest 

your favorite, your razor, your savior, favorite of your favors. someone you keep around to remind you what not to become, or when not to be calm.

" She's my blandest."

blandest by The Girl With the Most Cake August 11, 2009

Blander Box 

A computer with internet connection that supplies so much bland shit that nothing is special or personal since you'll see it all.

"This fucking blander box sure is killing the underground."

"I hate talking to people over this blander box, it's just too impersonal."

"Dude I'm into skat now because of this fucking blander box."

Blander Box by HateTouch January 3, 2008

Blansexual 

a person who is heavily attracted to cate blanchett

omg i’m blansexual

Blansexual by Youdidthisforwhat December 12, 2020

blanderetina 

Blanderetina is not a man or a living thing it is a state of being.
if somebody is a Blanderetina they do not know what the hell they are thinking or doing it that moment of time.

Man, this dude is a total blanderetina right now!

Bro did you just put your dick in a toster?

blanderetina by Dejatheking November 28, 2021

White Blanderson 

A very white person who is really boring and has no friends. They are very boring people who just in life to work.

Chuck, "Yo we got a White Blanderson over there."
Frank, "Damn yea he's whiter than a snowstorm!"

White Blanderson by TheWhiteMan123 December 13, 2012