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2. blamph
A loud, short, noisy fart that sounds like it means business.
Man, clear the area! That blamph measured 10 on the Richter scale!
1. blamph
Totally amazing. Blamph's usually have extremely distinguishable voices, and will kick your ass if you call them a loud, short, noisy fart (collectively farts).
Omg, it's Blamphhh!

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