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21.
The updated modern version of SCHWING.
Said when you see an extremely attractive woman.

To give an erection.

The Halo 3 nerd way of saying SCHWING!

Also used to annoy your roommate ( or any person for that matter) by entering a room or approaching an individual and making the (facial, moneyshot motion) while saying BLAM!

A female that is so incredibly attractive you want to ejaculate in her face.

BLAM!
-Jessica Alba... BLAM!
-Tia Carrere... BLAM!
-Nicole Scherzinger... BLAM!
-Lucy Lui... BLAM!
-Somaya Reece... BLAM!
-Christine Dolce... BLAM!

Did you see that girl? She is f'n gorgeous! BLAM!
by MachineShop January 09, 2008
 
1.
The standard blasty noise. The power of the blam can sometimes be measured by the size of the word when it is written, or by the number of exclamation marks at the end of the word.
Blam! - Standard
BLAM! - Larger, more destructive
Etc...
by Alex October 21, 2003
 
2.
On newgrounds.com when a bad movie is released it is often deleted by recieving a low score, or blammed
This movie sucks, blam it now
by Furby March 08, 2003
 
3.
What you help to do by voting 0 or 1 on a Flash submission on Newgrounds. However, it has to be done to a movie under judgement and receive a low score.
By voting 0, you have been involved in the blamming of "Super stick Flash-Vote 5"
by 1_WTC_Lock June 01, 2004
 
4.
May be accompanied by the phrase "In your face", or any variation of that phrase, and/or the action of jerking off and throwing the cum. It is generally used when some one has powned another person and wants to make them feel bad about it.
BLAM! In your face! You got powned!
by CJAY17 July 26, 2010
 
5.
1. BLAM, in short, means "To delete off the face of the earth."

This term is commonly used on "Newgrounds.com" and various other sites.

It has known to be used out of context, in everyday conversations as well.

2. To humiliate or own.
1. OMG LOLOL THAT FLASH WUZ TEH SUX0r!!! LETZ BLAM IT!!! *Votes 0*

2. *Fat kid gets knocked to the ground* OOH!!! BLAMMED!!!
by TehPwnz0rz September 07, 2004
 
6.
The most delicate mixings of tobacco and marijuana smoked through a water pipe. Ratios may vary. Mild blams have a higher marijuana to tobacco blam, while a spicy blams have a higher tobacco to marijuana content. A well mixed blam can result in mild euphoria, tingling, and the inability to do anything but eat and sink into couches. A poorly mixed blam could result in anxiety, extreme coughs, and a yellow colour. Smoking blams can result in feeling "blammed" or "blapped".
You got some Bali-Shag and herb? Let's blam it!
by AudioBuddha May 11, 2011
 
7.
A word that can describe/ illustrate anything.
"Bro, she's totally down for some blammin"

"My eyes are red, can you pass the eye blammers?"

"Yeah, last night, I totally tongue blammed my girlfriend's pooper"
by BlammerSupporter August 26, 2014