blakersfield

Blake Shelton's hometown. Once he moved away to Nashville to start his successful and iconic Country music career. He became severely depressed and homesick. Thanks to Blakersfield, all those country people have Blake Shelton, so be thankful. Blakersfield was first founded on February 16, 2017 when Shelton performed at the Rabobank Arena. This is the momentous day in Blakersfield history, it has become an annual celebration to worship Blakersfield's ONE and ONLY God, Blake Shelton. His most famous quotes, "Blakersfield has my heart and my soul", and "God Bless Blakersfield, California" are a true representation of his love and adoration for his homeland. These famous quotes have impacted the lives of the citizens of Blakersfield, and is the only thing that allows them to keep going.

"Howdy partner! Wanna go to Vegas this weekend?"
"Nah man, let's go to Blakersfield instead."

blakersfield by Blake Shelton is my daddy May 21, 2018

Get merch

Get the blakersfield mug.

See more merch

blakes mom

A dirty fat slut who fucks anybody that she looks at and is looser than a doorknob. She is normally seen sucking off fat homeless people for a dollar to buy herself a pack of cigarettes.

Oh my god did you see blakes mom giving that hobo a blowjob?

blakes mom by Blakes mom May 17, 2017

Get merch

Related Words

Blakeusmaximus • blakesexual • blakers • Blakeism • blakeslee • blakersfield • Blakers Theorem • Blakes 7 • blakes dick • blakesley

Blakes 7

British TV sci-fi show from the late 1970's where a group of ill matched revolutionaries fight an all prevading evil federation through a gravel pit near Letchworth (Bedfordshire).

However dispite it's zero budget special effects and shakey sets the quality of both the writing and acting made it a classic. It ran for four seasons.

Lets finish it Blake

Blakes 7 by Black Flag February 4, 2004