A totally awesome mexican bi-sexual adventurer boy who stars in the show "Kyle And Blaine". Co-writer of the theme song "The Adventures Of Kyle And Blaine." Seems to be 900% sexy and is obsessed with milkshakes, Mike 'N' Ikes, pasta and bagels. Blaine is rarely seen without his counterpart, Kyle. Blaine's famous catch phrases are "BOB SAGET!" and "FYI." Blaine always wears a pair of aviator sunglasses and pronounces "don't" as "dunt".
"Gee Blaine, what should we do today?"

"Well Kyle... BOB SAGET I BROKE THE DOOR AGAIN!"

or

"I'm making a milkshake just FYI."
by Kyle&Blainewerehere August 21, 2009
Top Definition
(v) To completely fail at something.
(n) To be a complete failure.

Origin: From Rooster Teeth's Blaine Gibson, who, while not particularly a failure in his own right, is constantly mocked as one by his co-workers.
Person 1: Did you get a load of Bob trying to do a 360 no-scope and somehow ending up grenading himself?
Person 2: Yeah that was hilarious, he totally blained it!
Person 3: Yeah he's such a blaine.
by oobi_wan January 02, 2015
1. Traditional Celtic Name, meaning "lean and strong"

2. an amazing name at that
1. dude that there david hasselhoff is so blaine these days, especially in spongebob squarepants the movie.

2. OMG LOL like totally I love your name so so so super duper much Blaine!
by i just know okay December 19, 2006
The act of purposely acting completely awkward in order to make someone feel uncomfortable. This usually includes using the double sarcasm method, meaning the perpetrator delves so deep into sarcasm that nobody knows whether or not the blainer is being serious or if they are trying to crack a joke.

It may also include performing lewd activities to ruin people's conversations such walking up, placing your leg on the table, and fondling your penis.
Bro A: "Hey man what are you doin' tonight? Gettin' fucked up?"

Blainer: " Tssssss.....probably just gonna stay in ya know....make out with dudes." *As he fondles his penis*

*Blainer leaves room*

Bro A: "Dude, what the fuck was that?"

Bro B: "........blainin' hard."
by SigEpic May 20, 2010
to drink a ton of whiskey and smoke pounds of weed.
that girl is blaine
by Mark Finlin February 27, 2009
An incredibly perfect man. An angel, a saint, a God. He's really sexy and considerate, sweet and exciting to be around.

Often associated with a Belle, they're irrevocably perfect for each other.
Person 1: Man, there goes Belle!

Person 2: Hey, where's her Blaine? I hear they're smitten, what in the heck are they doing apart?
by BIP1993 February 19, 2011
Sweet,caring and kind

Blaine's are often short,curly hobbit like but sexy people
who are smart,sweet,kind,caring and are generally to be labeled as perfect. However they do have flaws but are just to shy or in some cases proud to show them. Blaine's can be dopey, puppy like, child like and have a tendency to be oblivious be mistaken for frodo and do or say things they shouldn't have said or done without really meaning them. sometimes you just need to give them a little push in the right direction to get them to wake up and see the light.
"you just sang an inapropriate song in an inapropriate place to an inapropriate person when you should have serenading me"

"oh sorry..wait you like me?"

"uhg! Blaine you are so oblivious!"
by theunicorninallofus October 24, 2011
Is an incredibly ruggedly handsome man. He strives for the best things in life and gives positive vibes to everyone he meets. This man is easy to love and can ultimately ulter ur state of mind. This man has sex appeal and women drool over him even though he would not think of himself as so. Hes particular in his ways but open minded, caring and gives off a comforting energy. He is quiet and polite he does not like to fight or raise his voice, his wisdom from past experiences allow him to understand that there is no need. This man cherishes material items such as vehicles. He values his hobbies, intertwined with his determination and drive towards obtainng nice things. He is a sweet talker and gives off a mysterious vibe to women. He enjoys time with his friends and doing things that are productive in nature. This man strives for the secrets in life and what his purpose will be, All while, leaving a vast impact on other lives. This loving man has an abundance of beautiful things to of
fer mentally, and physically, but rarely can he observe that of himself. This mans smile is astounding and his kind eyes are doe like to make anyone crazy for him. He is a guarded man he loves his privacy and time to be his own indivdual. To not know this man would ultimately suck, he provides a vision of life that many do not see or understand, This is a man you would absolutely want in your life. This is Blaine.
Blaine is an amazing man.

Blaine is sexy as eff
by Taurusgirl23 July 08, 2014
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