when you are taking a shit and absolutely nothing interesting happens while you are on the toilet and it seems like you have been in there forever being completely bored
bob-that was the most boring shit ive ever had..
bob-yea..you know when youre in the bathroom and nothing funny or amusing happens..
tim-ohh..i understand..i had a boring shit this morning
People who have absolutly lost their minds. People who beat the shit out eachother while having sex and find it fun, usualy wearing leather outfits with spikes and muzzles, almost like torture devices. Most of the time gothic freaks that have nothing better to do that beat the shit out of eachother for atenention.
Damn that girl likes that kinky shit, id rather just fuk the girl rather than go thru all that
1) A political campaign slogan encouraging a NO vote on SHIT.
(U down with this shit? / No. Down with shit, man!)
2) The obvious response to someone asking, "No shit?" when you just got through confirming your truth by declaring, "No shit !!"
RAY: "I'm voting NO on SPECIAL RIGHTS for illegal SHIT."
JAY: "Well, I ain't votin' for shit on Tuesday. SHIT NO !!"
GD2: "Blah blah ... bla blah blah. No shit !!"
CPU: "No shit?"
GD2: "SHIT NO !!
when someone has bad breath you ask them if the shit burger they had for lunch came with a soft drink
talker: blah blah blah bluh blah.....
you: didn't the "shit burger" you had for lunch come with a soft drink to wash it down?
talker: Ha HA HA very funny asshole.
you: whoa!...easy on the HA HA ass breath that crab
trap smells worse than a fishermans warf!!
|5.||blah blah blah|
Used to describe a situation or circumstance to which the other person in the conversation is familiar or can anticipate, thus negating the necessity for a detailed and time consuming desription. ,'n shit,yak yak yak,talkin' shit
I was watching Leno the other night and he was doin' his monologue about the Presidential race... blah blah blah.
I was breakin' up with my girlfriend and she was all cryin' and shit and tellin' me how sad she was and blah blah blah.
I came home pissed and and my old lady went off the way she always does and lets into me about this and that and blah blah blah.
I had my car in the shop and they were tellin' me all about what was wrong and what work I needed and blah blah blah.
He was tellin' me about his sister an' all the guys she bangin' and doin' all this other shit 'n blah blah blah.
|6.||Shave that shit|
When a woman isnt well groomed and has to be told that it looks nasty down south.
Shave that shit bitch!
Today's forecast will include the following:
Some definite blizzards of server crashing,
A drizzle of lag and instability,
A pile of repairs,
And perhaps a long-overdue server change.
See shit, crap, beekin, and twink.
Person one: Oh, shit! Furc just went down!
Person two: ...And, what else is new?