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Someone who could sell ice to the eskimos
That car salesman is right fucking blagger
blagger by Gamberro December 25, 2003

bloggers 

Hack writers who, although experts at nothing, feel compelled to share their opinions about everything, often rambling and oversimplifying complex subjects to satisfy an audience of fellow hacks, pseudo-scientists and snobs. Bloggers, while purportedly good at writing, are actually guilty of some of the Internet's worst grammatical atrocities and misspellings. In this sense, they are similar to reporters and journalists, who are also supposed to be proficient at basic writing skills. Many bloggers are very self-indulgent with their topics, often claiming expertise far beyond their education, in order to appear intellectual, stimulating, clever, unique or nonconformist. However, in reality, most blogs are simply online forums for poorly-reasoned opinions. Bloggers, who feel they are contributing something to the world, are actually quite useless. For this reason, they have created their own world, called the blogosphere, which defies the laws of logic, common sense, and humility. As a side note, bloggers see themselves as Internet heroes and are therefore usually very proud of their writing, so they may become quite aggressive if a reader comments unfavorably on a post.
Kids, you can be anything you want to be when you grow up as long as you don't want to become bloggers.
bloggers by astro_man23 May 14, 2011

Conservative Tea Baggers 

A group of uninformed, ignorant, conservative, douche bags, who go to tea bagging parties(sponsored by like-minded douche bags, Joe The Dipshit/Plumber, and Newt "I dump my wife when she has cancer" Gingrich) talking about how Obama is a socialist for raising taxes back to Reagan levels...

I can't believe I voted for the Republican party once, after watching all these crazy Conservative Tea Baggers

bloggerssisstic 

When someone has a blog that they won't stop talking about.
C: "Have you read my blog yet?"
"You should read my blog."
"Well, if you read my blog, you would already know that."
"I am SO posting this picture on my blog."
H: "Shut up! You are so bloggerssisstic."
bloggerssisstic by Mycket January 9, 2009
thats bill davis over there, hes a blagger, he robbed 3 post offices.
blagger by grumpyboy September 26, 2005
Sweatpants that ankle swing and are extremely baggy, unacceptable to wear in public.
Matt was wearing his beanie, hoodie and his baggers.
Baggers by weki September 14, 2018