bleached hams 

Pasty white legs of large circumference and heft that resemble a porcine cut of meat.

Mary should have never worn that skirt; the world didn't need to see her bleached hams.

bleached hams by TIA1776 January 19, 2013

Bleached 

When a black (African) woman has sex with a white (Caucasian) man, she is said to be bleached. Also refers to a black woman that regularly endeavours in sexual intercourse with white men.

Person: "Jasmine is such a gold digger, she is always going with white guys."
Other person: "She ain't a gold digger, she's after all white men, she's just bleached."

Bleached by knikknax March 31, 2017

Bleached booty hole 

When you bleach your butt hole to get it clean and ready for anal. To purify it from its sins. Make sure object entering the booty will be clean when leaving.

"Yo shayshay did you bleached your booty hole for tonight?" "Yah Troy baby it's all nice and white, so no dirty diggen tonight." "Good girl I love a bleached booty hole!(;"

Bleached booty hole by Pusspussnumber1 May 8, 2014

bleached corpses 

Spirits of the dead who attempted ambitious projects, but failed miserably. They are horribly lifeless ghosts who expect nothing but failure.

In a Charlie Rose interview, Sting nervously joked about the presence of bleached corpses hovering around the stage as he prepared songs for his first musical, The Last Ship.

bleached corpses by yes juanito yes October 25, 2014

Bleached sock 

A bleached sock is a pink sock that is totally covered with cum. It shows a pink tint through all of the semen, resembling when you bleach your whites with a red piece of clothing.

"Hazmat was called in to clean up the slide at the park today because Victor oozed down it with his bleached sock."

"Paul refused to pull out before he orgasmed, giving me a bleached sock instead of a pink sock."

Bleached sock by Pooser Bonzo April 8, 2016

bleached butthole 

To remove the brown-stained area around one's anus with bleach.

When Caroline bent over, you could see her freshly bleached butthole glistening in the moonlight!!!

bleached butthole by 123456789101112 October 16, 2007

bleached nigga 

When you accidentally put ya nigga in the washing machine and cover him in bleach and he turns white

YO DATS A BLEACHED NIGGA
DAHTS ONE NICE BLEACHED NIGGA YOU GOT THERE. DID U BUY HIM AT THE NIGGA STORE

bleached nigga by MELONS676969 June 17, 2016