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17.
That guy (your ex/treats you like crap) who you can't resist a booty-call from. (From Community S03E15)
Sorry guys, have to break our plans. Blade texted me....
by Bladelover November 23, 2012
 
22.
A name usually for Australian males, who most likely live somewhere in Victoria, Australia.

Blades claim to have muscles bursting out of their clothing made out of pure manliness which make Hannahs* drool.

Blades also enjoy camel-toes and breast milk flavored ice cream and catch goldfish when they're eight.

Blades are also pretty funny and make the tsunami in Japan funny.

*A Blade's best buddy who's pretty darn adorable.
Those adolescent males you see in Victoria, Australia with large muscles and looking at pictures of camel-toes eating breast milk ice cream cracking jokes about Japan, are most likely named Blade.
by sexyflapjack April 07, 2011
 
23.
An amazing way to smoke weed using your stove, half top of a pop bottle top and 2 knives. You stick the butter knvies in the stove rings ember thingers till there super hot and then you roll your weed into tiny little balls and "smoosh" the little ball in between the hot knives and put the bottle over the smoke.

GEts you really really stoned :)
" Me and scott did blades last night and crashed on the couch"
by ~Ellen~ December 07, 2006
 
24.
A motorcycle and a shortened form of 'fireblade'. The Honda Fireblade was introduced in the early 90s and dominated sports biking for almost a decade, only to be overtaken in 1998/99 by Yamaha's R1. Both machines are capable of going very fast.
I've just popped a virtuous wheelie on my 'blade', but soiled myself in the process.
by The Duke of Bedford June 07, 2006
 
25.
UK's most respected Hiphop Artist.
Blade has been here since dot.
by MissStress April 29, 2005
 
26.
Adjective within the world of professional wrestling (to blade, bladed, blading) to refer to a trick performed by wrestlers. To make a cut on the forehead (preferably not so that the wrestling audience can see it be done) to draw blood, giving the audience the impression that the bloodletting was caused by another source (shot from a chair or another foreign object). Coincidentally, a small razor blade (either conceiled on the wrestler's or referee's person) is what is used to blade. Act of blading is also referred to as a blade job.
Hunter hit Shawn with a sledgehammer. He bladed outside on the floor, and came up a bleeding like a stuck pig, King!
by BrianS November 11, 2007
 
27.
A person who is a back stabber or rat.
By ratting out a fellow student to an instructor, the person is blading that student. The back stabber is a blade.
by scottyrocker February 16, 2005
 
28.
One of the illest underground MC's born in New York, currently residing in Pennsylvania. Came up with the phrase "unfuckwitable" long before it was ever utilized in the west.
Dam, you hear that Blade spit? Dude's a beast!
by J.Pazes idol November 18, 2010