bladerful 

The extreme need to pee
First invented by Jay Bennett, Valentine's Day 2009

Secondly invented by The Greeb Brothers (John and Hank green) on their podcast Dear Hank and John October 24, 2016

Student: (raises hand)

Teacher: Yes? What is it?

Student: I am feeling very bladerful may I use the restroom please?

bladerful by Din P February 26, 2017

Bladerunner 

1980s science fiction film starring Harrison Ford and directed by Ridley Scott. Bladerunners are special police officers trained to hunt down replicant rogues.

The film is well known among sci-fi fans for its ending, which the studio forced Scott to change for the original theatrical release (it was later restored in a director's cut). The studio forced Scott to replace the dark, ambiguous closing scene with a sickning honeymoon scene and voiceover.

Ford and Scott hold different views as to whether Ford's character in the film is a replicant or not. This ambiguous plot point is not entirely proven or disproven in the DC.

Have you seen Bladerunner? Great movie, but what's with those weird unicorn bits?

Bladerunner by Greg May 1, 2004

shits 'n' bladders

when someone is getting anal sex and has diarrhea with such gusto that it enters the other person's bladder

While Regino was boning his firecrotch of a girlfriend, she inadvertently gave him shits 'n' bladders. He couldn't walk right for a week.

shits 'n' bladders by analearthquake June 3, 2011

bladerunning 

Convincing someone that they are a robot with artificially implanted human emotions

Convincing your girlfriend that she's crazy or paranoid is called gaslighting , and it's a dick move.

Convincing her that she's a robot with artificially implanted human emotions is called bladerunning, and it's a Philip K. Dick move.

bladerunning by tachyon_particle February 15, 2017

Blader 

A blader is a person who roller blades very well. A blader is also a person who believes that rollerblading is not a sport, its a passion and a way of life.

me and my friends are such bladers

Blader by itsAwayOFlyfe March 16, 2010

Calling Blades 

The act of choosing weapons when challenged in a street fight; challenger decides which weapon will be used and if challangee does not have said weapon, challangee is SOL.

Blades can be substituted with the following: belts, bottles, rings, purses, shoes, brass knuckles, paper, chairs, boxes, knives, etc.

C-Dub: I saw that ho Stephanie the other day and I thought about calling blades on her ass, so I did!

C: Was she packing?

C-Dub: Hell no! You know I cut that bitch! And what?

C: Cassie, you are crazy!

Calling Blades by The Shiznit! June 15, 2009

Jack of Blades 

A powerful being, older than time itself. When gods and demons ruled over all, when man had not yet set foot on the earth, and creatures roamed that only your most terrible nightmares could begin to imagine, even then Jack was old. His mask is a soul shell, which explains how he has lived so long. His soul resides in it. The mask itself tempting foolish yet powerful heroes to wear it, thereby giving Jack a new body. His greatest accomplishment is bringing forth the Sword of Aeons form a dark void... Then getting his arse whooped by a Hero.

Jack of Blades: The Gods and Demons you fear and worship are insignifigant fleas compared to my power!!

Jack of Blades by Juraga January 7, 2006