to be both faded (under the influence of alcohol) and blazed (under the influence of marijuana) at the same time.
John was bladed after two joints and that bottle of tequila
v. To be utterly humiliated by a compatriot; to be betrayed.
Hey Meredith, don't you know what bladed is? It's when you get stabbed in the back, oh bladed!
-Dan the Man
"Dude we got so bladed last night. That shit was insane."
The pastence of Voluntary sexual intercourse between two unmarried persons or two persons not married to each other. AKA when sex is still fun. Other forms include, blade, blading, and striaght blader.
Last night was great, we straight bladed for hours. swiss army style what.