Refers to a can or bottle of beer that is so cold that it will give the drinker frostbite, and therefore black tipped fingers, if the proper precautions are not taken.
A hilarious spin on the popular 'Transformer' "Optimus Prime" that can either be used as 1) a racial slur or 2) a joke amongst friends that isn't (or is) meant to be offensive.
Blacktimus Prime was naturally good at basketball because he was used to shooting, running and stealing. Also, Blacktimus Prime is a natural at transforming, thus giving an example of him being both black, and a transformer.
A Blacktop Slurper can be someone who gives a blowjob to someone either during recess or P.E. But it also can be defined as pulling off to the side of the road and having your dick sucked.
"Hey Joey guess what happened at recess yesterday?"
"No way did you get a Blacktop Slurper!"
"Hell yeah I did Joey!"
"You are a legend man"