The people who make the business worldf go round and round, without them executives might actually have to do something besides make rules to make it more difficult for the slaves under them to do their job. Corporate slaves are easily identifiable by the vacant look in their eyes as they are always overworked, underpaid and underappreciated.
Mary was just another corporate slave until she discovered that by screwing her boss and then blackmailing him with telling his wife she could easily move up the corporate ladder and become a slave driver.
|2.||Skinny Bitch Syndrome|
Suffered mainly by females and gay stereotypes. A disease shared by all of the female characters in Desperate Housewives, Grey's Anatomy and Bones, just to mention some. In real life, a patient with SBS rarely reach the age of forty, as the people around them tend to kill them off. The symptoms include:more...
- Nagging about teir tragic lovelives
- Manipulating other women's husbands in order to feed their own insatiable need for approval
- Blackmailing other women in order to be the queen of the hill
- Living on a diet consisting of mainly nothing, diet coke and some artsy-farsty coffee drink. It never fails.
- Being bitchy
- Being generally hysterical
- Being a blast at parties by bitching and say things like "I don't eat sugar/snacks/filth like that" into the host/hostess' face
- Control issues. Oh, man.
- Excessive visible-bone flaunting
- Competing at everything and to everyone
- Staring bug-eyed at someone w the nerve to eat a Twizzler or bear claw in their presence
- Considering people over size of 00 to be subhuman
- The most common topics of conversation would be ramblings like these: "the baby, my lovelife, my life is complicated, i want to wait" and blah blah blah.
If you want to heal an SBS-patient in your circle, there is only one cure. You need a pair of boxing mitts, a cattle prod and some elbow grease. You do the math.
When you hookup with a guy or girl and they want nothing to do with you the next day. Symptoms can range from being completely ignorant to last night's events to nausea and possible vomiting due to a state of frustration where you don't know what to do with yourself or the hookup partner
Lauren: Oh my god, I hooked up with this guy last night and he won't talk to me anymore. I just realized that he's the biggest jerk and I feel like shit now.
Sarah: Wow that sounds bad. You're probably suffering from hookup syndrome.
A very evil, yet entertaining and lovable girl. Jolees typically enjoy gossiping, scheming, and talking. They are often deceivingly pretty. Short people tend to be attracted to Jolee. She is only "sweet" to people she likes, or people she barely knows. All her friends know that she is a little bitch, but they love her anyway. She likes to slap a slut whenever she sees one and her favorite pastime is blackmailing. She hates her friends' enemies as her own. She's a loyal friend overall.
Oh that Jolee... so evil but so lovable.
Random girl comes on webcam to meet new people and is persuaded by random people (competing for points) to flash various body parts, not knowing that screen captures of video will surface on the world wide web within 30 seconds. The video will be traded on websites by hundreds of people and streamed. Videos are traded by collectors. Blackmailers get hold of the videos and information on the girls then hunt them and use the videos as leverage to get the girls under their control and command eg forced to do sex shows. Groups of heroes or 'white knights' who may also be paedophiles run around trying to save the girls from the blackmailing paedophiles. The Cappers and heroes fight to add the girls to their own collection. Source - the daily capper on u-tube for the week of August 15th 2010
The 2010 capper awards on you-tube granted awards to the cappers who captured the most screen shots of girls and to the most prolific sextortionist among those involved in capping.