A blackberry that's behaving badly.
My bitchberry won't send my text message!
The act of communicating using your Blackberry device while taking a dump.
"I just got a message from Tim, but he's not in his office."
"He's in the john. I think he's dingle-berrying you."
A condition that a BlackBerry owner experiences when a certain amount of time goes by and there are no signs of any calls, text messages, IM's, Facebook notifications, etc. and one becomes paranoid and starts to panic thinking that their phone service is cut off.
James: Yo I haven't received any text messages, any IM's, or Facebook notifications in the past 5 minutes...I think Verizon just disconnected my phone service!!
Patrick: man are you serious?
James: yeah this is crazy....oh wait I just got a text message right now!
Patrick: man you just had a case of BlackBerranoia!!
When more than one BBM message gets sent to your Blackberry at the same time, causing you to go into a frenzy trying to answer them all.
I was trying to write my paper but I kept getting BBM Bombed!
(verb) On Blackberry Messenger, when you read someone's message and ignore it. The sender will see an R appear next to their sent message, meaning that they know you read their message and didn't reply.
"She just asked me to hang out tonight but I r'd her."
"Why did you r my message?"
"He just r'd my message!"
The act of masterbating while looking at porn on one's Blackberry.
Ted: Dude, I tried to call you yesterday but i got a message saying your number was no longer in service.
Jeff: Yeah my wife canceled our cell service after she found out I used my phone to Berrybate.
Ted: Ugh. I used that phone. WTF?
v. combination of "blackberry" with "miss" to get "bliss"
when you forget to write someone back because you read their email on your blackberry, on the go; (double entendre that you are in bliss for thinking you have dealt with an email even though you have likely not responded as completely as if you were on your computer)
"I'm sorry i blissed your message the other day. I'll be sure to write you back a (fuller) response later."