When you grow your pubes really long, shave them right before sex and hide them in a convenient place close to where you're having sex. You then cum on the girls face, grab your pubes and throw them on her face and shout Black Beard Bitch
The woman now has a black beard of pubes stuck to her face.
The woman now has a black beard of pubes stuck to her face.
Black Beard Bitch!
I totally gave that girl I met at the restaurant a black beard last night.
Clean yourself up captain hook!
I totally gave that girl I met at the restaurant a black beard last night.
Clean yourself up captain hook!
by A Very Casious February 11, 2009
Noun; When a guy goes down on a girl that has left her tampon in for way too long and gets the tampon strong stuck in his teeth. He then proceeds to shake his head vigorously, in a panic, to free the tampon from his teeth, thus resulting in massive amounts of old black blood splattering on his face creating a "Black Beard".
In most cases a "black beard" can be avoided by recognizing the rotting odor coming from within.
Remember sniff first!
In most cases a "black beard" can be avoided by recognizing the rotting odor coming from within.
Remember sniff first!
Rex was about to go down on sara when he remembered rule #1: Sniff First. Rex avoided a "Black Beard" by the hair on his chinny chin chin.
by Patty Mayonnaise the 2nd November 29, 2011
A character in rainbow six siege that has a shield on their gun and is a big fucking loser with no life
by 0259 October 17, 2020
When a male ejaculator, carefully jisms's on the womans overgrown pubic hair, then ripping the glue like combination of the hair, and the jiz, off, and place it on one of the girls eyes. You then proceed to kick the bitch in the shin, and watch her hop around like a one eyed pirate.
by Jose Chavez March 25, 2005
When you go down on someone who has a crazy black bush.
Opptional: Some people make a finger-hook and laugh like a pirate while they do this.
Opptional: Some people make a finger-hook and laugh like a pirate while they do this.
Guy: Yesterday, I did the Black Beard on my girlfriend.
Friend: How was it?
Guy: It felt almost real.
Friend: How was it?
Guy: It felt almost real.
by J-Mez May 24, 2005
Blacke Bearde knew the importance of image in his line of work. Before battle, he would dress all in black, strap several pistols to his chest and put on a large black captain’s hat. Then, he would put slow burning fuses in his hair and beard. The fuses constantly sputtered and gave off smoke, which wreathed him in a perpetual greasy fog. He looked like a devil who had stepped right out of hell and onto a pirate ship and most of his victims simply surrendered their cargo rather than fight him.
by Miss Defy October 7, 2011
A cigarette filled with pubic hair and a very small amount of tobacco at the tip to disguise the hairy surprise waiting inside.
This guy I know totally choked down a full Black Beard's Delight last night. He smoked it because he thought he was being cool. Just smelling that thing made me want to vomit!
by pneumaticninja July 2, 2010