The craziest day for people in the retail industry. Traditionally stores have a huge sale the day after Thanksgiving where they open their stores at five in the f*****g morning, and people line up outside the store doors to the end of the country for some sort of savings. People have actually been killed on Black Friday... how f****d up is that? It's just another one of the embarrassments of the human race.
Consumers have a love/hate relationship with it, people, who work in stores hate it, and corporate owners of store franchises love it because their yearly profits go up. Black Friday got it's name because the stores profits go from being in the "red zone" to the "black zone." This day and the Christmas season (month of December) is used to make up for the 11 months of lost sales.
Executive: "Sir our Black Friday sales for Walmart are at an all time high this year."
Walmart President: "Good, good. Yes I see those morons on the television killing each other to buy their Tickle-Me-Elmo dolls. Our plans to run out small business and rule the world are beginning to succeed. Gentlemen! Let us raise our glasses in a toast to evil."
The day when mankind proves yet again that humans will literally kill someone for a Blu-ray player.more...
The day after Thanksgiving, a shit ton of retards grab their sleeping bags and tents and flock to the entrance of the Walmart at midnight, waiting for the store to open at around 4AM.
The nanosecond that the doors swing open, you better brace yourself, because the apocalypse has begun. Within seconds, some douchebag who ABSOLUTELY MUST be first in line will plow through the massive crowd, stepping on children and endangering the lives of other humans and sprinting down the aisles looking for the TV section.
Every year, someone gets pushed over, and everyone just tramples all over them, paying no mind to the wellbeing of the adults and sometimes little children that suffer injury from the greedy little bastards that participate in this day.
If you want to shop at all on Black Friday, you'd best do it at the crack of dawn, because by 10AM every last item on the shelf will be gone.
And if by some divine miracle you're able to make it out of the train wreck at the front door with all of your body parts intact, you have to fucking fly to get to the things you want.
As soon as you reach for that flat screen, some greedy asshole will punch you square in the face and take it right from you. That's how ignorant and retarded the people of the world are these days.
And yet, the stores still celebrate this day.
To be mobbed or overrun by an onward surge of crazed shoppers/zombies - possibly resulting in grave or serious bodily harm.
Schlomo: My goodness, Saul, why are you in a wheelchair?
Saul: Well Schlomo, I was standing first-in-line for the special midnight Walmart opening to buy the Collector's Edition of Trailer Park Barbie. When doors swung open, I was suddenly "Black-Fridayed" down the aisle by rushing crowd of crazed little old ladies and overweight fat leg-ged women with 2 children in tow. Being overrun, I fell to floor and was stepped on, trampled at, and treated like dirt. SO! Lesson is: Never be first in line at a Black Friday sale!
Shlomo: Oh, didja get the Barbie?
Saul: ... ... ... Thanks fer askin' ...
The absolute worst singer since Justin Bieber. SHE NEEDS TO BE SHOT. Her song Friday has the stupidest lyrics ever. Let's team up to get her video off Youtube. Everyone go flag it! Let's get it deleted. :D
Rebecca Black - "FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIIIDAAAAAAY GETTIN' DOWN ON FRIDAAAAY"
The rest of the word - "What the fuck? Go die."
The act of sending the link of Rebecca Black's "Friday" song to someone, see also "Rick Rolling"
Damn I just got R.Black'd
A moratorium on going to the mall, including big box stores, during the holiday season. Usually commences Black Friday and continues past Valentine's day. Done by guys who hate shopping and crowds, mostly.
"I need to go get my girlfriend a Christmas present, but I'd rather order it online. I've imposed a mallatorium between now and February."
Debo’d (noun) A derivative of the word ”Debo”, the bully from the hit movie Friday. This is the act of jumping, beating, punking, chumping or straight taking something from someone. Both tangible and intangible things can be Debo’d from someone.
Tangible Example of Debo'd -- Thug: Yo son straight up, gimme those Jordans.
Soon to be salty white boy: Come dude, I mean geez, I just bought these yesterday.
Thug: Word is bond son, gimme them J’s or u getting straight Debo’d fo’ em.
Soon to be salty white boy: No way man, buy you own when Obama gives you thousands for being black..
Thug: What you say white boy!! That’s it, now you getting Debo’d…..
Salty white boy: (As he climbs out the dumpster) Geezzzz…..I guess “Debo’d means shoeless…..
Intangible Example of Debo'd -- Inmate #66: Damn nigga, you see that pretty ass white boy that just got assigned to cell 35 in D block.
Inmate #102: Hell-yea I seen his ass, he must be one of them enron bitches.
Inmate#66: Yea I got his enron…….Yo son word to-motha…He getting srtaight Debo’d fo his manhood tonite.