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15.
Simply and Utterly Denzel Washington
Damn did you see Denzel in that last movie, mother fucker is the Black Jesus.
by Swiz Nasty May 04, 2006
 
16.
Post on the internet that is referring to something considered old by most.
John posts a link to All Your Base, talking about how funny it is.

I respond, "Black Jesus strikes again."
by Legrac February 07, 2005
 
17.
a drink composed of 1 part vodka, 2 parts milk, 1 part half-n-half, and 2 parts Nesquik.
keep your rosary close, but keep your black jesus closer...
by dj-nasty June 03, 2005
 
18.
nickname for mike vick
man u see black jesus on dat 60 yard run to win tha game?? damn and hes a QB
by Griff July 01, 2004
 
19.
Something too good to be true
See through clothing
by Skelletor August 09, 2005