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5.
should be renamed "black eye friday" due to the fact that thousands of americans forget the spirit of the holiday season by trampling ppl and giving black eyes while buyin stupid gifts that you didnt even mean to buy from stores who purposely hold sales the same day as everybody else.

yet another example of how greedy americans are.
a word of advice: there is this wonderous object called a "computer" and an even more wonderful thing called "the internet". you can do all of your holiday shopping online and the best thing is is that if you order over 100$, shippings free! follow these tips and you will save yourself a pint of blood on each black friday.
by gunslingergirlvy_s_e November 26, 2005
 
8.
The day the music died (officially)
Friday, March 11, 2011
With the release of the youtube hit "Friday" by Rebecca Black,

marks the low point of popular music. This song makes Justin Bieber sound like Jimi Hendrix. A girl is faced with the universally-relevant, ethical dilemma of which seat she should take as her underage friends drive her around, ditching school, to go to a "party," all while expressing a great appreciation for the day of Friday, reminding her listeners the days preceding and following Friday each week.
"I haven't been on youtube since Black Friday"- Person 1
"Wow, I haven't been on youtube since i saw the music video to that song "Friday"' Person 2
"thats what I said" Person 1
by locust615 March 17, 2011
 
9.
The friday your check doesnt come
My weekend is fucked up because it's fuckin black friday!Damn!
by Joshua Conley November 25, 2005
 
10.
1. The number one cause of death in the US.
2. The reason why most people hate America.
2. America? Fuck no, they have Black Friday!
by Ihopethisnameisnttaken April 01, 2010
 
11.
The first friday after Black Ops release. The first time nerds get to stay up all night playing call of duty.
A: Dude are you ready for Black Friday?

B: Hell yea I've got my BFC monster and 120 pizza rolls!

A: BEST NIGHT EVAARRRR!
by JayDrizzle November 15, 2010
 
12.
It's the day after Thanksgiving where everyone acts like Black people.
Jim: That guy just punched me flat on my ass for my radio.
Bob: It's because it's black friday.
by Special K1 November 25, 2008
 
13.
The rare occasion that Martin Luther King Day lands on a Friday.
Dude, it's black friday, duh
by Lolcatslolcatslolcats November 19, 2010
 
14.
when a friday falls on the 13th of the month
is thought to be unlucky and is associated with witches, dark spirits and back cats
as many unlucky things happen on this day as any other day of the year although we believe more occur because we are looking out for every little piece of "bad luck"
"its black friday you know, thats unlucky. hope nothing bad happens"
by poisengirl December 18, 2005