Tuesday, January 20th, 2009
This is the day that the DOW Jones
Industrial Average fell over 4% to close below 8000 at 7949.09. It had reached a high of 14167 in October of 2007.
It is widely believed to be related to the enaguration of Barak Obama
, the first black President of the United States of America. Many workers took an Obama Day
. Others simply lost money
in the market due to those taking Obama Days.
It is a date which will live in infamy. We will all remember Black Tuesday, and perhaps tell our grandchildren
of a time when we let this happen to ourselves.
I just lost $40,000 of my retirement fund in one day. Fuck Black Tuesday.
Cop: Breaker Breaker we have a 1488
Dispatcher: a 1488?
Cop: a 1488, a black man trying to move into the white house
Dispatcher: its just Black Tuesday
4 days after every friday when the black people have already spent all of their welfare checks, and complain about economic downturn.
Hey man you got money for some MD 20/20?
Nah Man is black tuesday. I'm broke
I will play Black Tuesday when I return home
November Second, 2004-- the day America's Democracy died
Due to massive voter suppression and electoral fraud, Bushler
stole the election on Black Tuesday.
Something completely void of humor
a) The UPN sitcom line-up
b) The 1929 Stock Market crash that began the Great Depression.
I had to get really drunk to find anything funny about Black Tuesday.