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1. dirty kevin
the act of being tea-bagged by a group of blind, unshowered black men.
a dirty kevin is like a shitload of foul smelling bats flying into your face.
2. Mondays
A slang term used to affectionately describe men and women of African or African American decent. Usually used alongside terms such as "love," "wonderful smelling," "clean," and "highly motivated." Since people have started over-classifying everything, 'Mondays' now only refers to black people, although it used to cover a much broader scope. As a result, the rest of the weekdays represent different racial categories to help disguise affectionate sayings and niceties.
I love wonderful smelling, clean, highly motivated Mondays.

(or used derogatorily)
I hate stinky, dirty, lazy Mondays.
3. Big Black Can
What you take out as the last resort when you have a problem with roaches, flies, and other annoying bugs. One of the vilest-smelling things ever to be produced in laboratories: Raid insecticide.
Dammit, what's with all these bugs around my sink? I think it's time for the Big Black Can!
4. black fish smelling pum tun
Fresh ripe ebonic women's vaginal area. Smells like fresh salmon and tuna mixture odor.
Rahul is a black fish smelling pum tun.
5. Jet Black
One of five basic turd colors. A foul smelling turd or squirts that are dark black and rather loose in consistancy. Can often resemble coffee grounds. This is generally an unhealthy turd, as it could be an early indication of internal bleeding. Get your ass to a hospital.

Also see, Sweet Potatoe Orange, Mid-Night Brown, Jungle Green and Rutabaga Red.
Damn!!! I just sprayed the back of the crapper with a huge Jet Black, bigger than the BP oil spill.

After emitting a Jet Black he was admitted to the hospital.
6. black zephyr
The armageddon of all farts. The nastiest, most foul-smelling fart that a person can possibly unload.
Todd came to our party last night, and within four minutes the house was completely empty because he dropped a black zephyr. I still can't see out of one eye.
7. japer
noun: a disgustingly fat adolescent who drinks starbucks and throws up when smelling something bad. reads poetry and hides his emotions behind misfits shirts and black pants.
"wow look at that kid over there, hes really fat, drinking starbucks, wearing a misfits shirt and black pants, and reading poetry"

"what a japer!"
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