Black Women Positives:
Good black women are the definition of mother lions. They will make sure that there child is taken care of before they are. They will also raise their child with a firm hand. Good black mothers worry about raising good children that no one will ever label as being less-than. Many are loud and bossy because they were raised to believe that the world will take advantage of them if they aren't strong. They won't stand for disrespect, and the smallest sign of it will set some of them off. Good black women will pull their weight in the household and then-some. Good black women and good white women can be friends as long as honesty and sensitivity are within the relationship. If you have a good black woman for a true friend you will start to understand the race much better.
Good black man: It's three o'clock in the morning baby, what are you doing up?
Good black woman: Jamal got sick. He fell asleep in my lap and I didn't want to move and wake him up.
Good black man: Go ahead to bed. I put him back in his room.
Good black woman: That's okay baby, you've been working all day, I've got him.
Good black man: I've barely seen him today. I put little man to bed.
Good black woman: Okay, good night.
Good black man: Don't worry little man, I'll make today up to you, tomorrow it's just you and me. Good night son.
other black guy: yeah! he got a pretzel.
non black guy walking down the street: oh shit!
"gets beat up"
Blacky#2: Nuthin' much nigga, you see that fine hoe ova' thur'?
Whitey/Yellowy/Reddy: Hey nig', that's my girl you're talkin' about!
Blacky#1(Or 2): Whut da' fug did you just say bitch?
Blacky#2(Or 1, depending on who had previously spoken): You racist fuck! Let's get'um!
***As if by magic, the entire black people family, plus friends appears out of thin air and jumps the White/Yellow/Red skinned person.***
Person 2: Oh, dont worry. He's a black person.