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1. Paladin
A term used to describe a very un-urbanized black person
As the Paladin walked down the street, listening to his Rap music and acting "gangsta", i asked myself why black people were still in America?
2. paladin
A tanking class in the Massive Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game Final Fantasy 11. We, the Paladins, strive to keep hate towards us and not a mage or any other low def. class. We are warriors who have gone further and have taken on the white magical abilities. We are strong and nearly imposable to beat. Our only weakness, is magic. We have a high physical defense. Our 2-hour Special Ability (known for taking 2 hours to regain that ability) is invincablity. We cover the mages when they get alot of hate generated towards them; example below.
<Black Mage> <Paladin> <Enemy>
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Balck mage = Kegan
Paladin = Victorius
Enemy = Orcish Champion
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Kegan starts casting Quake on Orcish Champion.
Kegan casts Quake on Orcish Champion.
Orcish Champion takes 938 damage!
-Orcish Champion turns to Kegan-
Victorus uses cover!
-Victorius gets between Kegan and the Orcish Champion-
Cover! Victorius takes 78 damage!
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instead of
-Orcish Champion turns to kegan-
-Kegan has 789 Hit Points while Victorius has 1,269-
-Orcish Champion hits Kegan for 597 damage!-
-Orcish Champion hits Kegan for 631 damage!-
-Kegan falls to the ground- (Implying he just got ass raped)
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-Off subject-
-Orcish Champion turns to Katsukaru-
-Orcish Champion hits Katsukaru for 297 damage!-
-Ebony casts Cure III-
-Katsukaru recovers 190 Hit Points-
-Orcish Champion hits Katsukaru for 345 damage!-
-Katsukaru uses Tachi: Gekko- (Not to be confused with Tachi: Geiko)
-Orcish Champion take 168 damage!-
-Orcish Champion criticle hits Katsukaru for 538 damage!-
-Katsukaru falls to the ground- (dead, if you didn't figure that out already)
3. retnoob
The World of Warcraft version of the n-word. Most players can't accept a world where the Paladin class actually has fun, so they treat Paladins like white people treated blacks before MLK. Sadism at its finest.
So you're a paladin who wants to DPS? Retnoob! That's like black people wanting to vote! Oh, wait...
4. Blackadin
Similar in some respects to the Nightelf Mohawk from World of Warcraft that Mr. T rants about, except much more dangerous. A Blackadin is a Paladin with extremely gosu abilities. A Blackadin generally has a DPS range of "You gonna get raped," and an armor of "Nigga, pls."
A legion of blackadins marauded the crusaders from heaven. The blackadins channeled their power to devastating effect.
5. Schwarzenegro
A muscular black guy. Said by Marcus Copeland (Marlon Wayans) in the movie "White Chicks".
1. "Yeah, hasta la vista Schwarzenegro. Okay, bye."

2. Me: "My Paladin in Diablo 2 is called Schwarzenegro."
Friend: "LOL xD"
6. eppler
a venomous creature that is akin to a camel spider that has actual hands. the hands resemble rat like claws that have the dexterity of a level 10 paladin in 1980's dungeons and dragons. this creature routinely sides with the devil in battles of good versus bad. tend to not know what they have until it is gone.
an eppler is usually someone of who thinks they have extreme power and riches (but are incontinant) who treats people as if they are nothing. hence, they are the "black mamba" of them all. They act good and kind like a paladin, but really are the "rat clawed" devil's doer.
7. Nobuo Uematsu
Nobuo Uematsu, who has been working at Square (SquareEnix) for nearly twenty years, is the composer behind the music from Final Fantasies 1 - 9. He also composed parts of the Saga series soundtrack, some of the Chrono Trigger music (though Yasunori Mitsuda did most of it), and a couple of the tracks in FFX.

He now has his own band, the Black Mages, who perform rock arrangements of Uematsu's music. Also, www.ocremix.org and various videogame remix projects have done arrangements of his work.

Nobuo Uematsu plans to retire from Squeenix this year, but he will always be widely regarded as one of the best videogame music composers.
Nobuo Uematsu is the veteran composer at Squeenix.
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