| 645. | Glenwood | ||
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A small town that consists of approximately 3,000 white people, maybe 1 black man and 1 asian. The entire town revolves around one lake. Highschoolers sit on their asses all day trying to figure out what the hell to do, it usually is unsuccessful and they find themselves trying to get on any random fucks boat just so they can get drunk on the lake. Oh and the traffic.... yeah.. there isn't any. The town consists of 1 stop light. Guy 1: What should we do today?
Guy 2: Fuck if i know.. there's not shit to do here in little old Glenwood. let's get hammed on the lake. |
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| 646. | Walters, Oklahoma | ||
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A very small town in Southern Oklahoma with approx 3200 people, with nothing to show for itself. If you're black, you are 95% likely to get pulled over just for driving through the town. If you aren't into sports, this town has absolutely nothing to offer as far as entertainment other than getting drunk or stoned at home or on some dirt road. They finally put in a skate park, but if you go there the local cops cruise by continuously looking for a reason to run you off. 13 churches, mostly Baptist and no place where kids can just hang out. Main street is deserted every night by 9. Then they wonder why there is a meth problem.... "Hey are there any towns around here? I need to piss. Naw just a few "Walters, Oklahoma", keep driving.
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| 647. | Walnut Creek | ||
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A town about 25 minutes away from San Francisco, and 15 from Oakland and Berkeley. People from all around the bay area come to Walnut Creek to shop in Broadway Plaza which is filled with stores too expensive for any normal person to shop at. For the locals, it's extremely boring, so they result to getting drunk and high every weekend. and hang out at the "blocks" out in front of the movie theater in downtown. The two high schools are Las Lomas and Northgate. They are rival schools and if you mix the two together it would become deadly. Las Lomas is full of ugly guys and pretty girls, all extremely rich. It's about 60% white, 15% asian, 10% Persian, 10% mexican, and 5% black. Northgate is full of wanna-be ghetto stoners. the girls are all really ugy and wear too much makeup. the guys are hot, but complete douche bags. if i had to choose, i'd choose Las Lomas. athletics are better, and if you go to Las Lomas, you're more likely to succeed. nah bro, have you seen those Walnut Creek kids? i'd rather not.
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| 648. | Wissahickon | ||
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Notorious for its infamously fucked up school district, Wissahickon high school is filled with completely opposite blends of students that make up a distorted social ladder. This social ladder consists of popular kids with huge egos that will do anything to make the less popular kids feel bad about themselves. This can sometimes even entail mocking those that are mentally challenged (I am a personal witness). Many of these popular kids are professionals as gossiping. Don't tell anyone a secret because the entire school will know by the end of the day and you will become a social pariah for at least a month, until another scandal is committed to take people's mind off you. If you are not popular, you stay at home on weekends and study while the more popular kids go out to party, smoke weed, and get drunk off their fucking asses. Mixed in with this student body, an array of super-smart Asians can be found along with black kids that think they live in the ghetto..(they live in fucking Ambler...not a single one of them would actually make it in the real ghetto so they really need to get over that)... and could care less about school. There are a handful of decent people at this school, but do not be fooled. If you don't have to attend this hell hole don't. The teachers and staff can be equally snobby and biased towards their favorite students. Start sucking up if you want to get good grades and good positions in clubs. more...
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| 649. | Bro Hoe | ||
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A Bro Hoe (also called Homie Hopper) is a type of girl normally found in southern california whom takes a particular liking to bro's (Bro's being guys with tattoos, muscles, always look greasy, and have trucks lifted too high for no reason and listen to a lot of bad rap/metal/rock)
Bro Hoes usually have a lot of white/black/pink hair, orange tans, and are VERY slutty and for some reason you can tell by looking at them they just might smell in need of a shower. they have SoCal stickers/tattoos and are obsessed with barbie and hello kitty. They do anything for attention (flash, make out with girls, and start fights and get drunk) and are usually very heavy into meth and coke. I loved Tina until she turned into a total bro hoe.
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| 650. | Darsheka | ||
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A pretty Indian girl, that can always put a big smile on your face. Is very uncoordinated but can kick ass with her black belt. Brilliant mind who constantly gets excellence but the people she hangs out with gives her bad habits. Owns multiple dairies, can be quite annoying when drunk and makes alot of mistakes but always has the heart to make up for the mistakes. Quite promiscuous with her boys and likes birthday sex is darsheka at the party ?
yeah bro shes party hard all night |
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| 651. | The Frazier Finagle | ||
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The Act of Swindling and Deceiving Feeble Minded Individuals using ONLY Deceitful Maneuvering, and Shady Tactics. Also referred to as "The Double Dip", The Frazier Finagle can only be Accomplished by Continuously staying 1 step ahead of the Swindled, all the while appearing to be 1 or more steps behind...unbeknownst to all others, not only have you secured a significantly larger earnings for yourself, you have also Raped and Defiled the innocence and purity of a Gullible yet FAR inferior opponent and or Foe "That Racist Joke Couldnt have come at a better time, not only did he Pay for our entire dinner that night but he continued to appologize all night ultimately ending with him Bribing me with Those Tickets for the Packers Game that are Sold out. Funny Thing is im not Even Black, Chalk one Up to The Frazier Finagle"
Im Broke From Spending all My Money on Drugs buts if i act sad Cause my Grandma is in the Hospital and play it like i dont Feel like Going out The Frazier Finagle Should should force my friends into getting me Drunk with there money and feeling good about themselves for doing so |
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