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1.
a mythical creature that is said to rome the streets of L.A.
dude im pretty sure yesterday, i witnessed a real black jew and i tried to take a photograph but it got away just as i was about to snap a picture!
by mythicalcreatures101 June 29, 2009
 
2.
One who has to sit in the back of the oven.
Rosa Parkstein, a black jew, defied the laws and sat in the front of the oven.
by Krazyboy911 September 27, 2008
 
3.
Lenny Kravitz
Festus: Dude, Lenny Kravitz is soo awesome!

Jew boy: Yes, that's because his a black jew. He's got the best of both worlds.

Black boy: Sweet!
by Chloerox104 August 17, 2009
 
4.
the term used for something that never has, does, or will exist- Derives from the fact that there are no black Jews
"The chances of Daniel hitting a homerun are worse than a Black Jew"
by Ingredient B May 04, 2009