A reasonably healthy munchie sandwich when your high as f@#$ which consist of peanut butter, nutella and slices of bananas and toasted bread.
Black Jesus was F!@#in' delicious.. no homo
by xdubz February 13, 2011
Soulja boy's alter ego. Shows acts of kindness to people, people look at him like he is Jesus. Being swagged the fuck out.
Oh look it's black Jesus and he is making it rain on use peasants, so we can eat.

Oh look it's black Jesus he is swagged the fuck out
by Dre'eagagagg December 22, 2010
(n) - a level of awesomeness and humorous superiority , known by lots of people and , known for a special characteristic that you do most of the time. this is achieved through years of mental development and just being down right awesome.

- the words of choice are as followed:
lol / lmao / rofl
cool story bro / riveting tale chat / etc.

- must know how to dance
( break dancing , pop locking , etc. )

- types emoticons after every sentence

- is overly obnoxious to a point it can even be considered ''annoying'',but your still loved regardless.

- your swag is on point like a pencil , nuff' said.
Black Jesus you're so awesome

Hey you know that kid Black Jesus? I heard he can breakdance.

O Shit Black Jesus Your so fucking awesome.

Which someone could teach me how to be Black Jesus
by GrayNinja93 November 07, 2010
A cross joint that has two joints on the sides, and a Newport at the tip.
We can roll a cross joint, or we can put a Newport on the tip and make a Black Jesus.
by The Realness 408 January 24, 2009
The Unknown God Of the Gang Religion Could Be Eazy E Could Be Tupac or Some Old Bum For all us White People care
Yo, Nigga When I Got Hit By A Car I Thought I saw Black Jesus!!!!!!!
by TbagGod December 12, 2008
The truth. Jesus was a black man. And he still lives in southington and will kick your ass in counterstrike.
"You just got pwnd by Black Jesus"
Pope "Jesus was white"
Me "blasphemy, he was black"
by s(^.~)z January 25, 2006
A black man who has excelled in his proffession. Who stands peerless in a competative field. Who others of his race see as an inspirational figure. The literal connotations applies to that mans ability to come through in the clutch, or distinguish himself at the highest level.

Typically used to describe Micheal Jordan. Also used in reference to Jessie Owens and Carl Lewis.
Asked who Alan Iversen idolized growing up he replied, "Yo, there's only one, son. Micheal Jordan...Black Jesus."
by Quivver July 18, 2006

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