| 1. | Novato | ||
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Extremely dull city in California, just north of San Francisco. The only upshots are if you enjoy wandering aimlessly through residential streets. Most known for the rivalry between Novato High and San Marin High, which shouldn't exist because San Marin kicks Novato's ass. It's often confused with Nevada. It has a lot of trees and is near many wineries because it is located in Marin County. I live in Novato.
Nevada? No, Novato. Yeah, that's what I said. Not Nevada, No-vah-toe. Oh. Where's that? I live in Novato. The place with all the trees and wine? Sure. |
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| 2. | slacker | ||
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To smart to work, he thinks. Or she thinks.
An underachiever or irritatingly laid-back character. Possibly disorganised, possibly prone to procrastination. There can be a bit more to it than mere laziness or sloppiness, a perception that the rat race isn't worth it and shop-till-you-drop a surrogate happiness of low quality, and a slow poison, too. So this kind of slacker might (or might not) be dedicated to what he or she does (paragliding, for example), but would probably not list “climbing the corporate ladder” as an ambition or “shopping” as a hobby. May be a bit of a “Generation X” thing. Hear Beck's song “Loser” or see the video for Soundgarden's “Black Hole Sun”. B: “You know, while you got cash I had a look at the profiles you had your class fill out. Would you believe more than two third of the girls and several of the boys listed “shopping” as a hobby?
I mean, most of the girls I went to school with were crazy about buying all kinds of stuff and they would disappear in shoe shops for days, but list “shopping” as a hobby? No one would have thought of it as a damn “hobby”! And even if someone had, they still wouldn't have dared to admit they're so damn shallow. What has the world come to? G: “Yeah, I know. Nothing to be done about that. The shits are doomed and so are we. You should see their parents. Now get off your butt and out of the car, you little slacker, we still need to get groceries.” |
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| 3. | Groupdynamicsaphobia | ||
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The fear of group dynamics class or fear of working in groups. Commonly referred to as a paradoxical redundant class in which one discusses working in groups whilst working in a group. Teaching yourself after utilizing student tuition is also a common factor in group dynamics and can usually lead to the most sever cases of this phobia. Common symptoms include laziness, socially awkward gestures towards fellow classmates, and a false sense of achievement. Groupdynamicsaphobia:
Marry: Lets have a group meeting to discuss our next group meeting! Bill: Ghaaaa!!! Bills head explodes because of the insane black hole this course is |
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| 4. | Avonworth High School | ||
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Synonyms: Hell, apathy, unhappiness
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Antonyms: fun, fond memories, diversity, education Avonworth is a small public high school in suburban Pennsylvania. It is located in a nice rural neighborhood on the top of a pretty rural hill and surrounded by pretty rural houses. There are about 400 students total here, and the attached middle school has around 250 students. There is virtually no crime and no fighting in the building, and everybody knows each other. There is an excellent student to faculty ratio and all of the teachers know all of the students. Sound like a wonderful place to spend your teenage years? I'll let you in on a little peice of advice on the topic, look into private school or suicide. Let me start with the student body here at avonworth. There are only two places on this earth that are more non-diverse that avonworth: a KKK rally meeting, and Texas. As i walk through the hallways at avonworth, I can count the African-American students on one hand. This may actaully be a good thing considering how racist people actually are at this school. Yes, people are racist, they are just too stupid to realize it. Numerous times i have heard jokes concerning Black people, hispanic people, Asian people or any other nationality that is not a WASP. I actually heard a girl say she was proud that she was a true blond-haired blue-eyed jew hating Aryan. At this Hell hole its commonly accepted that all urban black people fall into the category of murderer, drug... |
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| 5. | Double Fudge Brownie | ||
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The escalation of a "skid-mark". The underwear smear. When a person wears one pair of underwear for several days, and then flips the same pair of underwear inside-out to wear again for another few days. The act is usually performed by those who practice poor hygiene and selective laziness. The common end result is a thick and potent load of fecal matter buildup inside the underwear between the anus and genitalia. The accumulated fecal buildup can become black and encrusted over a matter of hours or days. One who practices the Double Fudge Brownie is often at risk of social rejection, and/or public humiliation. "We tried to have sex but when we got naked and threw our undies on the floor, I saw the inside of hers was smeared with a double fudge brownie which made my boner go down quick!"
"I was gonna make my cell mates butt hole wider but when I stuck it in the first time he was sporting a double fudge brownie, so I stabbed his ass and went to bed." |
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