| 15. | Agent 47 | ||
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The main character in the assassination-themed Hitman video game series. An unmistakably enigmatic contract killer, he says little, yet is capable of a lot. Gone through many fatal situations, Agent 47 is often thought of as an end-all figure or angel of death. Dressed up in his black suit and red tie, (as well as also being recognizably bald), he sustains a clean elegance and is revered for his fiber wire skills, weapon marksmanship and high payouts at the termination of his targets. Did I mention he once disarmed a nuclear bomb? Sneaking up behind the guard, Agent 47 readied his anaesthetic and struck with lightning speed. Taking the uniform off the sleeping guard and hiding the body, Agent 47 continued his mission with a temporary deception to further gain access to his target.
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| 16. | Dinkle | ||
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Dinkle:
din.kle 1. The Brand of Marching Shoes used by Blooomsburg Marching Band. - Two different kinds used: 1. Glide (worn by "Playing" members (people with intstraments)) 2. Stinger (worn by Guard (Flags and Majorettes)) Usually comming in BLACK only, Jane (wife of B. Bercher (the Band Director/Teacher) and Flagget coach) has decided this year, because of the Guard coustumes (which consist of red pants, wacked out shirts, neon red wigs, and eye make-up) that the Guard should get RED Dinkles. Even though, last year, we had Blue pants and she didnt make us get Blue Dinkles. "This has been brought to you by the letters W, T, and F" 1. "Don't forget your Dinkle order forms are due on the 28th!!"
2. "Why are the playing members Dinkles mreo comfortable then the Guards?" 3. "I'll tell you why... because playing members have to MARCH!!... o wait, sorry, my bad, SO DOES THE GUARD!!" |
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| 17. | BUBBA | ||
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Male in prison, usually black, who is 7+ feet, wieghs 350+ pounds of muscle and with a horsecock.
BUBBA rules the prison by assraping all men smaller than him. Including some of the guards. Has many prison bitches and fucks them until their sphincter has either ripped or reaches the same diameter as a softball. BUBBA is extremely horny and has a perma-hard-on. STAY AWAY FROM BUBBA'S CROTCH AT ALL TIMES. DO NOT drop the prison soap when BUBBA is near. NEVER piss off BUBBA. Never become BUBBA's cellmate. To avboid being raped by BUBBA, make him your friend. "CAUTION: BUBBA may still ass rape his friends." Or have the runs during your prison stay. BUBBA loves to de-virginize prison newbies. Wardens and Guards may put you in a cell with BUBBA if you did A) a horrible crime or B) piss them off. -That small, white guy who stole from his company is BUBBA's new cellmate.
-Good. BUBBA will rape him instead of me. -What happened to Ted? -He called BUBBA a fag, so BUBBA has been raping him since last night. Ha-Ha. BUBBA has his eye on you. He's gonna make your ass bleeeeed! Mike brings BUBBA extra food so he doesn't rape him. BUBBA raped the new gaurd in front of the other prisoners when the guard tried to take away his cigarettes. |
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| 18. | Heavy | ||
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Slang name for a person of an imposing physical demeanour. Often with the profession of security guard, bouncer or bailiff I wear a black shirt with security written on it and i weigh over 250lbs, therefore GET OUT!
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| 19. | eckythump | ||
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1. An ancient Lancastrian martial art with heavy emphasis on the use of a black pudding as weaponry. Actually created by The Goodies as a spoof of the many forms of martial art that were doing the rounds in the seventies. Tim (to Bill): "I'm not calling you Ee Bah Goom!"
Bill: "ECKY THUMP!!" (belts Tim with black pudding) Tim: "Flippin heck!" Bill: "Oh no no no. (points to flat-capped guard at door) That's Flippin' Heck, him over there!" |
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| 20. | kernersville | ||
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Also known as K-ville, K*Vegas, or Bumfuck, U.S.A., Kernersville provides the perfect setting for you to feel isolated yet claustrophobic at the same time…ultimately leading to a higher rate of suicide in teens than most small towns. Home to such bands as Beloved and Down On Luck, Kernersville has a surprising amount of musical talent within its limits. Other than that Kernersville has been described as the black hole of the universe. Being as it is thirty minutes away from civilization in three directions, I like to think of Kernersville as being the center of the new Bermuda Triangle. You go in…you don’t come back out. If you don’t get out when it’s time for you to go to college, you will never leave and thus you will doom yourself to a life of boring mediocrity as well as increase the number of people in the city who are related to each other. Remember, don’t talk bad about Billy-Bob Jr. because he’s cousins with half the town. And yes it’s true, the only thing to do at night is race shopping carts in the Wal-Mart parking lot then try to outrun the little security guard when they come up and tell you to stop. On top of everything else, the saddest statement about Kernersville is this. Whenever newcomers visit our town we show them three things: (1) Korner’s Folly, the big dilapidated building the town’s founders lived in; (2) The new stoplight intersection, months of backed up traffic just so a light could turn red and make getting to school or work even harder... more...
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| 21. | blackjack | ||
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1) a v scrumptious sweeticle, black n long
2) a security guard or bouncer (occasionally a police officer) 3) at party, any kind of authority like a teacher or a parent 1) "mom, you eat all fuckin 8 of dem blackjacks?"
2) "hold up, dat blackjack's onto us he's been skirtin round for 10 mins" 3) "dem fuckin blackjacks like to sneak up don't they? swift bastards" "stop skumpin, blackjack 10 o'clock, bringin sausage rolls" |
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