| 1. | black friday | ||
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in the united kindom it is the last friday before christmas when everyone gets amazingly drunk. the cops are given higher powers to deal with this situation. aye, its black friday. lets go down to mickey's pub and get smashed.
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| 2. | Black Friday | ||
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The craziest day for people in the retail industry. Traditionally stores have a huge sale the day after Thanksgiving where they open their stores at five in the f*****g morning, and people line up outside the store doors to the end of the country for some sort of savings. People have actually been killed on Black Friday... how f****d up is that? It's just another one of the embarrassments of the human race. Consumers have a love/hate relationship with it, people, who work in stores hate it, and corporate owners of store franchises love it because their yearly profits go up. Black Friday got it's name because the stores profits go from being in the "red zone" to the "black zone." This day and the Christmas season (month of December) is used to make up for the 11 months of lost sales. Executive: "Sir our Black Friday sales for Walmart are at an all time high this year."
Walmart President: "Good, good. Yes I see those morons on the television killing each other to buy their Tickle-Me-Elmo dolls. Our plans to run out small business and rule the world are beginning to succeed. Gentlemen! Let us raise our glasses in a toast to evil." :) |
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| 3. | Rebecca Black | ||
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A teenage failure, usually female, who is so terrible at singing and has such a god-awful voice that she can only sing one word: "Friday." Even then, it's a stretch and requires a shitload of autotune. Her voice is equatable to that of a seagull. Also, the only known exception to Rule 34 cause no one wants to watch that shit. No shit Rebecca Black! STFU bitch
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| 4. | flogging molly | ||
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An awesome 6 man and 1 girl Irish Punk band that started in LA. They mix (very well i mite add) irish folk and punk together to make some of the best drinking songs. Great lyrics refering to their wars and the oppression by England. Very patriotic to ireland. They bring out the Irish in everyone.
If your gonna downl...i mean buy a song by them, i strongly recommend Black Friday Rule, Whats Left of the Flag, and Devil's Dance Floor. Dude, flogging molly fuckin rocks. FUCK THE ENGLISH!!!!
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| 5. | Gluff Party | ||
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All-girl break up party. To commemorate a break up, an all-girl party. Everyone dresses up glamourous, simply for themselves, not for boys. Any drinking is kept to the fun, wild side of drunk, no crossing the line to sickness/blackouts. Crazy dancing, chocolate and childish games rule. Man-hating rituals and boy-bonfires (burning photos and gifts from ex.) P.s. Gay guys may attend, but generally not gay girls. Term popularised by book "The It Girl" Girl 1: omg he just ditched me
Girl 2: don't worry hun, he was a prick anyway. I'll text everyone for Gluff Party at mine, Friday night yeah?" Girl 1: okay, I'll start gathering photos of him to burn |
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| 6. | Miss Thang | ||
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A sarcastic term for haughty, puffed-up women (especially women of color) who think that they are really something when, in fact, they are not.
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Detroit Councilwoman Monica Conyers, of YouTube fame, is their 2008 national poster child. Quintessential traits: 1. Regardless of economic status, Miss Thang possesses an obnoxious personality (she is loud and rude). PRIDE blinds her from seeing how repugnant she is to the rest of society. 2. She often experiences an inner conflict when complying with people in authority (especially men), or obeying laws that she considers "wrong." Complying with societal norms can also rub her the wrong way. 3. Miss Thang demands respect (while simultaneously treating people disrespectfully). 4. She lives life with a chip on her shoulder and, like radical Muslims, makes a freewill choice to be offended about practically everything. (If, however, she did her Miss Thang routine in the Magic Kingdom she would be made to wear a pup tent, and then given a Muslim haircut the following Friday). 5. Those who engage Miss Thang in discussions/debates quickly discover that she gives no deference to logic or the actual facts--she just wants to win. Rather than be pinned down with the truth (and concede a point), she constantly changes the subject, resorts to personal atta... |
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| 7. | Verona | ||
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You walk out your four bedroom house onto your quiet street, with all but one little soccer mom van driving down. the soccer mom waves to you, and instinct forces to wave back, because that happens to be your mom's best friend, your math teacher's sister, and of course, exboyfriend or girlfriend's mom. Welcome to Verona, NJ, population 14,500 people.
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This is a town were everyone is realated, everyone knows eachother, and even if you haven't met a person, you know EVERYTHING about them. In this town, the population is 75% white, italian, irish; 13% asian 5% black 2% spanish/hispanic 5% indian. Basically everyone is Catholic, going to Our Lady of the Lake or Saint Catherine's. This town would be nothing without Bloomfield Avenue, the heart of Verona. The youth of Verona keeps the town in tact. The town is broken up into four parts by elementry school, Forest, Brookdale, Laning, and FN Brown. Forest and Brookdale tend to be close, same with Laning and FN Brown. After graduating elementry school, the best years of your life, you go to the middle school. Henry B Whitehorne is known as some of the WORST years of your life. Some of the well-known teachers make those years good, but usually the bad teachers outnumber them. And the principal will make your years a living hell. In middle school, everyone comes together and loose their elementry cliques. From 6th to 8th grade, you hang out at Cinema 23, and meet the kids from Cedar Grove, our neighboring town. Once your day... |
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