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13.
Images you see on the internet surrounded by a black border and white text on the bottom
I saw this black box that said

"Mindfuck: When you see it you'll shit bricks"

Long story short, i need a new pair of jeans.

by BBeast August 22, 2008
 
1.
In programming, a self-contained, independent subroutine or program module designed to perform a single task; the user has no knowledge of its internal structure but can use it by passing a clearly defined set of input parameters.
That module is a black box. We'll never know how it works; we only know it generates pron.
by blak box October 10, 2003
 
2.
Believed by some to exist only in ancient greek mythology, but known by a few select men to exist in the open world.

According to most theories, the black box is a blackened lock box containing precisely one thousand condoms. This box, only opened once every thirteen years to a certain individual of superior strength. Once opened, the box opener, or the Jehosaphat, must use every single condom in a 24 hour period. If he does not complete the task, his sexual organs will implode violently, effectively killing him. If he successfully completes the task he will be blessed with a cock of magical size and powers. The length will be precisely 6 inches, when folded in half, before getting up. Also, the victorious Jehosaphat will have complete control over his crotchal region. Erection and ejcatulation at complete whim.
Dave Chappelle ~ Queemo, I just found the black box!
Queemo ~ Open it up fool!
Dave Chappelle ~ I don't know man, that's pretty nasty bitch!
Spang Man ~ It's what's for dinner
Dave Chappelle ~ Byaaaaah!
by Jezus sweet sweet spirit May 17, 2007
 
3.
(1) derogative term for Secretary of State Condolezza Rice.
(2) derogative term for any professional black female.
George has a new black box.
by DLBEN February 23, 2008
 
4.
1. noun- A slang term for Dr. Condoleezza Rice, President Bush's Secretary of State.

2. noun- Any black female holding a high public office.

Term meant to be offensive to both race and gender.
The black box for Pres.
by Tallil December 19, 2006
 
5.
a cable box thing used to get free cable.
i used a black box until it broke... now I'm stuck paying for cable
by 5-STAR www.thestickerguru.tk October 01, 2003
 
6.
A device used by phone phreakers to fool the phone company into giving you free long distance service.

It does this by changing the voltages over the lines to a state where the phone company doesn't monitor and bill.
I use my black box to get free long distance.
by Ebe October 06, 2003
 
7.
slang for a black women's vagina,pussy
hey cheeck out the black box on her
by Dakotah lee smith December 15, 2010