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Jelly Bracelets are teenagers outlet to sexual frustrations and sickness. They have several meanings and some don't have meanings yet. Kids in my area make a vow to go by the bracelets when worn during school, or even just a normal outting. It's against ones will, to do something with someone they don't know, who snaps the bracelets. To some people they are just bracelets, but not in my area. *Yellow-hug/head
*Orange-kiss or outdoor sex *Purple-kiss/anal sex/hug/oral sex/handjob *Red-lapdance/fingering/oral sex(on a girl)/kiss *Green-oral sex/make-out/hug/outdoor sex *Clear-whatever the person who snapped it off wants *Blue-oral sex/kiss *Black-missionary sex/strip *White-flash who snapped it off *Glittery yellow-hugging & kissing *Brown-toss my salad *Glow-in-the-dark-use sex toys *Pink-flash someone/make-out/kiss *Glittery gold-make-out |
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| 37. | jelly bracelets | ||
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here's what they mean where im from
yellow-hugging purple-anal sex silver-masturbate red-lap dance(extreme breaking means aral to a girl blue- BJ black-screwing white-flashing your tits pink-flashing glittery yellow-hug and kissing clear-whatever snapper wants green-outdoor sex/hugs orange-kiss glow in the dark-using sex toys gold glittery-makeout they all have a meaning, but i dont care for them. i let my friend snap one off me and we just laughed about it. its not like your going to hell for not fucking eachothers brains out look around bitch, there is broken black bracelets everywhere! well did somebody screw where you're standing? if u had to follow what happend i wouldve lost my virginity and screw 2 ppl today!
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| 38. | Jelly bracelets | ||
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It is true that Jelly Bracelets used to be an 80's fashion. However, they weren't the original fuck bracelets. Originally fuck bracelets were bracelets with teeny tiny little beed and thin elastic string. The rumors about breaking them and the person has to have sex with you started floating around when I was thirteen. I'm about17 now. They were much easier to break than jelly bracelets. Somewhere along the line Jelly bracelets began to come back into style. When this happened they became known as fuck bracelets. What many of you are failing to realize is everyone just took it as a joke. No one actually believes that if they break someone's black bracelet that, that person has to have sex with them. That's ridiculous and stupid. However there is a meaning behind each of the different colors and people do jokingly try to break them a lot. Most of the time when it happens to me (I have about 80 of these things) it's just one of my friends kidding around.
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Black- Sex Blue- Blow job Pink- Flash tits or pinus Yellow- Hug Purple- Kiss Clear- W/e snapper wants Green- Hand job Brown- Toss my salad Glow in the dark- SEX TOYS Any glitter- Girl chooses Silver(Gray)- OUTDOOR SEX Light Blue- Anal Light pink- hug & kiss Light green- Oral sex Gold- All of the above Those are the meanings of the different colors. But in reality, it's just a fashion statement. |
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| 39. | townie | ||
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Ahh townies, the uncomplicated, uninteresting and wholly unneeded scum of any urban area across the face of the UK. These..."people" (sorry to all you normal people out there, I realize calling townies people is an insult to you all) are generally, in fact ALWAYS doing nothing with their life, unless of course your idea of living is hanging around outside the local corner shop, car park or McDonalds shouting abuse at anyone not wearing burberry, drinking stolen alcohol and smoking/sniffing/trying to fuck drugs.
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They clad themselves in burberry, nike, adidas, umbro and avirex clothing, the males anyway. They always smell like stolen Hugo Boss aftershave, or at least the stolen, cheap, knock off market version of Hugo Boss. The males all follow an alpha male, they imitate his trends and language, in my area the words to desbribe a good looking female are "buff" or "tick" if something is good or acceptable it is "safe" and your friend is your "blood" often pronounced "blud" they will often pick on anyone with black clothing, spiky hair or baggy jeans, but will only attack in groups of 10 or more, if their "crew" isn't present (probably off stealing fake burberry, or dealing flour) they will stand at a safe range and hurl insults like "goff" "mosha" "grunga" or the ever popular "I fucked ur mum!" these insults should be shrugged off, however if you feel the need to retaliate, I recommend these:- In response to "goff", "mosha" or "grunga" - Yes I am a <enter above instult her... |
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| 40. | Jelly Bracelets | ||
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Rubber bracelets worn by young people that can be used a s a "Sex coupon" when broken off of the wrist. Here are the meanings that my friends and I use:
Black~ Sex Red~french kiss Light Blue~ Hand-job Indigo~ Hand-job with blowjob Blue~ Blowjob Pink~ cunnilingus. Green-sex in public Yellow~ golden shower White~french kiss Orange~ grope Purple~flash Clear~ Wild-card Clear with glitter~ Also wildcard Silver~Fisting Gold~ Anal Clear Gold with glitter~fingering Clear blue~All of everything Clear Pink~ Its the girls choice. Clear Green~ All Anal Glow in the dark pink~ female sex toys Glow in the dark blue~ boy sex toys Glow in the dark green or yellow~ Sex with porn. The one exception is if the act has to be performed on someone besides the person who broke the bracelet. Pink for example means girl on girl or the guy who broke it goes down on said girl Guy walks up to girl
Guy asks girl what the bracelets mean If guy is ugly, girl responds "nothing, why?" If guy is attractive girl says "why dont you find out" Guy breaks bracelet Girl performs act (unless it is pink) |
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| 41. | Jelly bracelets | ||
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In my school no one really brings up the jelly bracelets but I wear them and I only wear them for fashion now everone is going fuckin psycho cuz they mean all this shit..lol This is everyone I have heard
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Black: sexual intercourse Blue: blow job (alternate meaning: lap dance) Green: cunnilingus (alternate meaning: outdoor sex, hug) Clear: whatever you want (alternate meaning: hug) Orange: kiss Yellow: hug (alternate meaning: analingus) Red: lap dance (alternate meaning: French kiss, oral sex) Purple: anal sex (alternate meaning: holding hands, doggy style) Silver: fisting White: flash your tits (alternate meaning: gay kiss, French kiss) Pink: flashing Gold glitter: make out Brown: toss my salad, i.e., analingus Glow in the dark: using sex toys, e.g. vibrators, dildos, etc. *yellow-hug/head *orange-kiss or outdoor sex *purple-kiss/anal sex/hug/oral sex/handjob *red-lapdance/fingering/oral sex(on a girl)/kiss *green-oral sex/make-out/hug/outdoor sex *clear-whatever the person who snapped it off wants *blue-oral sex/kiss *black-missionary sex/strip *white-flash who snapped it off *glittery yellow-hugging & kissing *brown-toss my salad *glow-in-the-dark-use sex toys *pink-flash someone/make-out/kiss *glittery gold-make-out Black- Sex Blue- Blow job Pink- Flash tits or pinus Yellow- Hug Purple- Kiss Clear- W/e snapper wants Green- Hand job Brown- Toss my salad Glow in the dark- SEX TOYS Any glitter- Girl chooses Silver(Gray)- OUTDOOR SEX Light Blue- Anal Light pink- hug & kiss Light green- Oral sex Gold- All of the above black: whack your dog off red: slam your penis in an ove... |
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| 42. | chav | ||
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chavs are part human part dog offspring. this comes about from their slaggy mother being so slaggy they actually turn into a dog.the change happens very slowly so no one realises.
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due to this nature the chavs hang around in packs, usually consisting of about 8 males who regularly meet up with their chavettes (the female of the species) in the carparks of train stations. they also dwell in the doorways of mcdonalds trying to start a fight with anyone that comes within a 2 meter radius of them, as long as the person is under 4 feet tall, therefore showing no threat. they are almost always white, and very skinny, where the chavettes are usually overweight, with large stretchmarks on their stomachs form excessive baby having. a chavette will have one baby every year from the age of 13, with their 'boyfriends' being at least 2 years older. the chavs love hiphop and rap music, while also being extremly racist towards black people but more so asians, who they think are draining all the taxes that they should be getting, which is obviously not true. they wear plastic tracksuits, imitation reebok, though some may stretch their benefits to buying a reebok baseball cap. the matching traksuit is usually dark blue with a white stripe, white sports socks pulled up to the ankles with the tracky bottoms tucked into them. wearing cheap trainers that they keep emaculatly white, usually writing reebok on them themselves to impress their o... |
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