bitumen cowboy 

Derogative term used to describe a sub class of vehicle owner in Australia.Commonly recognized as driving a ute or 4WD with huge bull bar,Kenworth mud flaps,CB antenna that could touch the sky,with RM Williams and Bundy Rum stickers covering every square inch of paint work.Driver usually aged between 17-30 and wears a cowboy hat even though he has never been near a horse.An essentially urban red neck,he breathes country living even though he would never dream of taking his vehicle off the road for fear of getting it dirty.

"Good luck trying to trade in your ute with all that crap stuck to it,you stupid bitumen cowboy"

bitumen cowboy by drongo September 5, 2006

pushing the bitumen wheelbarrow 

1. verb. vomiting, walking and doubling-over at the same time characterised by causing the arms to swing out in front of the person to resemble the action of pushing a wheelbarrow.

Ha ha, check out that dude, he's pushing the bitumen wheelbarrow bigtime!

Did he get any on his shoes?

pushing the bitumen wheelbarrow by Ryan Paine February 8, 2008

Bitumen 

1. Bitumen is black, tar-like substance which will cause a fit of the giggles in Science lessons (depending upon ones mood), as it is pronounces, "bitch-umen".
It is the pronounciation of this oil-waste that lead on from it's original definition, as 'bitumen' can in fact, be the source of many inside jokes aimed at those oblivious to those who lack a sense of humour and thus cannot tell when you have just reffered to them as a 'bitch' via the word 'bitumen'

2. It sounds as though it should be a type of Pokémon

1. Samantha, "You're such a bitumen!"
Lindsay, "Say whaaa'?"

2. Ash, "I choose you, Bitumon!"

Bitumen by Ol' Jayson August 24, 2010

bitmonkey 

bitmonkey = in computer related slang, opposite the slang terms used for car mechanics or enthusiasts such as "grease monkey" and "gear head" vb

official title on business card: computer hardware warranty specialist

responsibilities of said position: hardware upgrades, building, troubleshooting, diagnostics, repair

personal interest: building "rigs" (rig, defined as the computer tower including internal components), "tweaking" or customizing (modding)

self proclaimed title: bitmonkey

bitmonkey by piklando August 3, 2007

bitumen 

One of the greatest bands in the world. With singles such as 'we cant be arsed', 'smooshieing', '10 minutes until the bell will ring', 'german', 'mr maclellan is a pedo', 'la da la dum dum ded dum', 'random word song' and MANY others.

The history of the band begins in a biology lesson with Mrs Paterson and two talented girls found that they were bored and invented a band. Those two girls became the founding members. The name 'bitumen' comes from the periodic table and Bitumen happened to be the one which sounded best. Since then, they have preformed at a wide variety of gigs including in the school canteen, school lockers,english and german classrooms and outside Marks and Sparks.

Bitumen always write their own songs and play their own instuments, although some would say that the kazoo is not a real instument. They are wrong. OH, and by the way, the tune to 'la da la dum dum ded dum' was not stolen off David Charnley.

Blargle.

'man... i cannot get that bitumen song out of my head!'
'well.. thats probably beacuse they're the best band ever.'

bitumen by Colette March 19, 2004

BINUMON 

An extremely wonderful human, A boy who loves to explore. Magnificent nature with a confused soul. His perplexed attitude will put you into deep thoughts, and you will definitely end up falling, but in Love.

Did you meet that Binumon Yet? Oh, definitely if you meet him you'll be in Love

BINUMON by Binusfakeangel January 20, 2021

binumon 

the most retarded principal that exists

Bakala man: Binumon is going to maul your testicles if you dont bring fruits for fruit break

binumon by pranavthemahaan07 August 22, 2023