Bitter Old Man-Bitch

A bitter old man, often a shut-in or hermit, who discourages visitors or human contact of any type. The phrase originated in the pioneer days of the American west where tobacco in general was scarce, and what little could be found was old, dry and crumbly. Older bear hunters in the mountains who kept mainly to themselves were notorious for ardently smoking whatever tobacco they could lay their hands on and adamantly protecting their tobacco stores and their privacy with a rifle from their small cabins in the woods. Nowadays the phrase has come to encompass any older man who avoids company and threatens those who infringe upon their privacy. A common figure, especially in kids movies from the late 80s and early 90s, in real life, a regular old dry sack of tobaccy is not concealing a warm heart and a peaceful resolution with the gang of kids who runs amok on the town, and his dog is not secretly a lovably large pet, but trained to attack those who venture upon his property. It is recommended that one avoids people such as this as they are typically not misunderstood and ignored members of society, but actually just bitter, cruel, and violent old men.

1. Someone who grew up too fast, thinks maturely but like a bitter old man at the mere age of 15.

2. To have been wei-ed.

3. Someone who promises something, but takes forever to do it just because there is no time limit.

A surly person.

1. Someone who grew up too fast, thinks maturely but like a bitter old man at the mere age of 15.

2. To have been wei-ed.

3. Someone who promises something, but takes forever to do it just because there is no time limit.

4. Someone with a shoe fetish and good family values

Cob Web Crotch -- used to describe a bitter, lonely old woman who's cooter hasn't seen action in so long that its a little dusty in there...

1. A bitter old geezer intolerant of other people having fun.
2. Literally: Crusty build-up around the genitals due to a nasty lack of personal hygiene. Not to be confused with crotch crickets.