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Some affectionate use of the word bitch, also implying some pejorative interest in that person.
What's up, bitchum, how goes your dildo stroking?
by Diablul September 10, 2007
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"Bitchum" Is usually along the lines of a fuckboy. They like to spend countless amounts of money on alcohol and even girls. Also a thief. He likes to hold shoes for ransom from girls he has one night stands with just so he can piss the girl off and for some reason still think she will sleep with him again. A bitchum is also someone who thinks he's hot shit. He'll try to smooth talk Any girl to get what he wants. He thinks about himself and only himself all the time and claims to be really nice. He also does really fucked up shit and then gets his feelings hurt when the table gets turned on him. A bitchum is anything negative.
Me: his thirsty ass won't stop snapping me to come over and hook up.
Friend: that's bitchum for you
by Flipphonebabe April 24, 2016
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