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1.
When you piss God off and he assaults you. This action is not intended to hurt as much as to humiliate.
Do not incur the Lord's wrath, for he will bitchsmite you.
by HAASespecial June 08, 2007
 
2.
To utterly destroy someone, as if you were a divine entity. Synonym for p0wnt or rape (non-literal definition). Usually used to put n00bs out of their misery.
"That's it! Your n00bery ends HERE! *BITCH-SMITES!*"

or

"whatsh tyhe edit buttopjn for????ones!"
"... *Totally Bitch-smites!*
by Ben Hurr June 07, 2005