its bad ass mother fucking town in the woods were bmx riders thrive to be pro... they have sickest shit to ride ever and the are man whore and get pussy all the time....well atleast two of them do...these bad ass mother fuckers are found at gangsterskater12 on youtube....look them up...there vids will blow ur tits/dick off

Bytches is what you referr to women as when you're too high and lazy to depress your pallet enough to make a proper short "i" sound.

If you have ever met someone from Georgetown you have met at minimum two people from Georgetown because they never separate. Every major university in the state of Texas has a large contingency of Eagle followers that will be more then happy to let you know how much more bad ass Georgetown is then wherever you are from or are currently located.

The only town in Texas that has no idea it is a suburb. Bitchs from Georgetown are basically the same exact bitchs who only date guys from Alamo Heights, Borene, Plano, or Westlake.

The film Varsity Blues was filmed and slightly based on Georgetown...if this factoid does not come up within the first 10 minutes of your conversation with someone from Georgetown then obviously your talking to an Eastview Patriot.

Southwestern University is located in Georgetown. Don't mention Southwestern to any locals though, the conservative town literally has no idea the tiny liberal arts college is even there.

The second most hated thing (after Southwestern) by Georgetownians is promoting local business and supporting the free market.

Thrid most hated thing by Eagles: Liberals.

Georgetown Texas is home to wealthy Caucasians and poor Mexicans who sell the Caucasian teenager drugs.

Pompous, Self- Centered, Ego maniacs, Rich, Good Looking, Christian people.

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You might go to South Carroll if:

If you're a male, and you have more respect for your shoes, than you do the teachers.
If you're a female, and you have more faces than a game of Guess Who.
If your mathematics teacher acts like they have a rusty pole up their arse.
If you weren't clever enough to understand what "arse" meant.
If your vagina is as loose as you are on the weekends.
If you watch jersey shore.
If you get a spray tan, and think you look like an irresistible mother fucker.
If your phone battery lasts longer than your relationships.
If you're a complete dumbass.
If you think wearing snapbacks makes you some type of god.
If you think your punkass is better than everyone else.
If you contradict yourself really bad, to the point where you confuse the fuck out of people.(Being racist, yet listening to a black rap artist. Or being a hick, and saying "Yo" and "Dawg" like you're from the projects.)
If your GPA is either 4.0 OR 1.6.
If you're arrogant.
If you're wearing a belt, and people can still see your ass.
If you have a dick, and all you talk about is dick; while being straight.
If you're judgmental.
If you complain about receiving no respect from others, while you treat people like they are the scum on the bottom of your high heels. ...You cunt.
If your uptight booty is offended by any of this.

And if you are insulted by these statements, smd.
~Shake my dick.

A plain, homely girl with no style. Boring hair, no makeup, no sense of style. Does not even try to make herself look decent. The squirrel of females. Often accompanies by other plain ass bitchs, commonly referred to as a Plain Parade.

The act of ejaculating out of a window aiming at random passers by.

Slang for a bitchs pussy, one that usually queefs alot